A thread for Ashliana

[Bhaalizmo]

177 pages of this.

It's difficult to place the blame anywhere but with the monumentally retarded thread creator.

[Parkbandit]

177 pages of this.

I can understand why people like Ashliana and Bhaalizmo view this forum in 20 post increments: That is the default setting and they are way too stupid to change it.

But I had more faith in you, Astray.

[Methais]

I see Ashliana gave up on posting at midnight after being *called out on another symptom of his mental illness.

















































































*By called out I mean put in his place of course

[Ashliana]

I can understand why people like Ashliana and Bhaalizmo view this forum in 20 post increments: That is the default setting and they are way too stupid to change it.

But I had more faith in you, Astray.

It's hilarious that this is literally the only response you've been able to come up with when people mock the extent of your obsession. Let's look at some examples.

"That sounds like what YOU'RE doing!" Parkbandit shrieked, with zero self-awareness, in the 93rd page of the thread he created dedicated to the person he was speaking about.

Imagine reading this forum without changing it to 100 posts per page. I realize you didn't know that was a thing, so if you need help changing your settings, I can help.

Ashliana: "Best of luck proving (A) and (B)!"
Parkbandit: "(C)"

Super coherent, not another example of your poor reading comprehension.

I would offer you a lesson in how to make the page = 100 posts instead of 20.. but you don't seem too familiar with the forum's features.. often confused with them... so please continue to wallow in your ignorance.

... the ability to expand the number of posts on each page doesn't change how long of a meltdown you're been having... so please continue to wallow in your ignorance.

We'll just chalk you forgetting about it to another Alzheimer's Alert moment, Parkbandit, and explain it you like a 5 year old would need it explained: Increasing the number of posts per page doesn't decrease the extent of your obsession, which is what's being mocked. Your obsession is made even funnier by the fact that you're a 60 year old man obsessed some random guy on a forum dedicated to a game you literally haven't played in more than a decade.

I see Ashliana gave up on posting at midnight after being *called out on another symptom of his mental illness.


*By called out I mean put in his place of course

No, it was just funnier having two unrelated people mocking Parkbandit for his obsession all night at the top of the thread rather than my standard reminder. But I was hoping you'd be dumb enough to take the bait and double down on this line of argument, since you're inadvertently calling PB mentally ill since, y'know, he was waking up at the crack of dawn every morning to post a similar message, and we know how you gnash your teeth in rage every time someone uses your words or "logic" against you two. I just didn't expect you'd take the bait within hours. Well done. That makes you even with him given how he inadvertently humiliated you the other day.

But seriously, Parkbandit's proved today that, given his Alzheimer's, he needs those helpful reminders, and they resume tomorrow.

[Methais]

My super clever plans for staying up past my bedtime have backfired on me and I'm very upset about it.

I also don't know how to tell time and think that 2 posts before 10:30pm = all night long.

Pretty sure Astray is mocking all of us. I'm sure in your world you think he's mocking everyone except you though.

Because:



Bhaalizmo is just a clump of cells so he doesn't count as a person.


But let's focus more on teaching you how to tell time and count past the number 2.

Baby steps. You can do it if you try really hard.

[Ashliana]

I'm very upset that I got baited into criticizing Ashliana for behavior that Parkbandit began, and Ashliana was doing to mock his logic. At least I repaid Parkbandit for humiliating me the other day.

I know, Methais. It must be hard when you get ahead of yourself and fall flat on your face. But you'd think with the extensive experience you have doing it, you'd come up with a better coping mechanism than more rageposting. Oh well. Someday!

Pretty sure Astray is mocking all of us. I'm sure in your world you think he's mocking everyone except you though.

That doesn't change anything that I said. Nice non-sequitur combined with fantasy, though.

Because:



Bhaalizmo is just a clump of cells so he doesn't count as a person.


But let's focus more on teaching you how to tell time and count past the number 2.

Baby steps. You can do it if you try really hard.

Highlighting your reading comprehension failure in bright, neon letters doesn't really do you any favors. Maybe you should take another crack at it, figure out where you went wrong, and edit your post.

[Methais]

NO U

Yes yes, just as I expected.

[Ashliana]

Yes yes, just as I expected.

Something isn't a NOU just because you wish it so. Your delusions lack the power to warp and twist reality to suit them, much to your obvious dismay.

I wouldn't have been able to defend your profoundly retarded position, either, so it's no surprise you were forced to drop it.

[Parkbandit]

I see Ashliana gave up on posting at midnight after being *called out on another symptom of his mental illness.

Well placed hoop, Methais.

But you know now he will have to start it back up because you put him in in place.. right?

Because he's a retarded sock puppet...

[Methais]

Something isn't a NOU just because you wish it so.

You're right, it isn't.

It is when you reply with a 4827340238 word version of NO U like you do 100% of the time though.

I know you've been struggling to understand this. You'll just have to accept that you're too stupid to process it.

In before another NO U.