sweet refreshing butter

[gilchristr]

Here you go... this fixed the catestrohpic failure from the bard traveler's song. That song needs to get nerfed! If you enjoyed this read, please nominate me in-game for an RP award for it... I only need 10 more RPAs to get an ascension point.

PS - this was the bagel dipping sauce that came from the last giftbox.

PSS - "the horn is greasy as it slides down your throat..."

You feel a bit thirsty.
look in horn
There is some pale yellow liquid inside the ogre horn. It looks like it has been sitting around for a while.
drink my horn
You take a drink from your ogre horn. Salted to perfection, the horn is greasy as it slides through your mouth and down your throat.
It tastes stale.
Ah...that did it. Your thirst is quenched.
You have 6 quaffs left.

[Taernath]

Finally, an excuse to post these

[SonoftheNorth]

Salted to perfection, the horn is greasy as it slides through your mouth and down your throat.

HNNNNNNNNNNNG!

[Neveragain]

Finally, an excuse to post these

I wonder if the American indians ever tried milking a buffalo....