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Updated! Lobster arrived today, and it was delicious!
Khaladon starts to turn the crystal knob, but stops with a frightened look on his face. He begins shaking uncontrollably and flies across the room, as though by some invisible force.
**SPLAT!!** Khaladon careens off the far wall, slides down the smooth wood panelling and collapses into a quivering heap on the floor, with only his dignity bruised.
(photo credit: Christophe Courteau)
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam