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    Default Kassdorgia is a fucking bad player and sux at life

    LOL OPEN 1030 against ONE BANDIT from a post cap bard in a level 25ish hunting zones… LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Sounds like bad scripting too, check her, she searches the trolls whenever it dies too



    [Greymist Wood]
    The ground slopes downward toward the sound of waves breaking gently in the distance. The air is tangy with salt even in the preternatural stillness of the mysterious and ancient wood. Somewhere far above, a shrill cry echoes into the endless sky. Closer by, muffled grunts and a crash of breaking wood mark the passing of large beasts. You also see a troll-claw, a dwarven highwayman that appears stunned and a jungle troll.
    Also here: Don, Grand Lord Kassdorgia
    Obvious paths: east, south
    >
    Kassdorgia skillfully begins to weave another verse into his harmony.
    CS: +466 - TD: +144 + CvA: +15 + d100: +83 - -5 == +425
    Warding failed!
    Waves of sonic vibration wash over you with tremendous force!
    Sound waves disrupt you for 231 damage!
    The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
    The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
    The air calms down around you.
    You notice your blood flow go back to normal.
    The very powerful look leaves you.
    The white light leaves you.
    The dull golden nimbus fades from around you.
    You feel your extra strength departing.
    The deep blue glow leaves you.
    The bright luminescence fades from around you.
    The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
    You lose your extra internal fortitude.
    You become solid again.
    The light blue glow leaves you.
    The powerful look leaves you.

    It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

    You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

    ...departing in 13 mins...
    The evanescent shield shrouding Don fades briefly.
    CS: +466 - TD: +149 + CvA: +15 + d100: +95 - -5 == +432
    Warding failed!
    Don reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
    Sound waves disrupt him for 235 damage!

    * Don drops dead at your feet!

    The powerful look leaves Don
    The air calms down around Don
    The dull golden nimbus fades from around Don
    Don seems a bit less imposing.
    The air about Don shimmers momentarily before the evanescent shield surrounding him collapses.
    The brilliant luminescence fades from around Don
    The silvery luminescence fades from around Don
    The very powerful look leaves Don
    --- Lich: bigshot has exited.
    The white light leaves Don
    An ethereal golden collection bowl drifts out of Don, then vanishes.
    The deep blue glow leaves Don
    Don appears to lose some internal strength.
    Don seems hesitant.
    The bright luminescence fades from around Don
    The dim aura fades from around Don
    Don seems slightly different.
    A subtle light fades from Don's eyes.
    The light blue glow leaves Don
    Don's ethereal censer fades away, leaving only a faint lingering scent of incense.
    A white glow rushes away from Don
    Don becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
    The glowing specks of energy surrounding Don suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
    Donr becomes solid again.
    CS: +466 - TD: +360 + CvA: -10 + d100: +90 == +186
    Warding failed!
    A dwarven highwayman reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
    Sound waves disrupt for 87 damage!
    ... 80 points of damage!
    The dwarven highwayman's left leg crumbles briefly and explodes in a shower of gore.
    The dwarven highwayman rolls over and dies.

    A half-elven marauder is forced out of hiding.
    CS: +466 - TD: +355 + CvA: -10 + d100: +62 == +163
    Warding failed!
    A half-elven marauder reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
    Sound waves disrupt for 73 damage!
    ... 70 points of damage!
    The half-elven marauder's shoulder joint explodes, severing shield arm.
    The marauder's reinforced shield falls to the ground.
    The half-elven marauder is stunned!

    CS: +466 - TD: +85 + CvA: +25 + d100: +38 == +444
    Warding failed!
    A jungle troll reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
    Sound waves disrupt for 242 damage!
    The jungle troll falls to the ground as the stillness of death overtakes him.
    The deep blue glow leaves a jungle troll.
    >
    Kassdorgia searches a dwarven highwayman.
    Kassdorgia gathers the remaining coins.
    A dwarven highwayman decays into compost.
    >
    Kassdorgia searches a jungle troll.
    Kassdorgia gathers the remaining coins.
    A jungle troll decays into compost.
    >
    Kassdorgia darkly says, "Crap."
    >
    You hear the booming roar of an angered jungle troll, coming from the east.
    >
    Last edited by Murrandii; 06-05-2020 at 10:42 PM.
    Ardwen the submitive: [LNet]-GSIV:Ardwen: "not like I was given a choice to opt out of bro mode, bro"

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    Because whining on Lnet for an extended period of time wasn't enough
    Last edited by RYshinanigansAN; 06-05-2020 at 10:43 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murrandii View Post
    LOL OPEN 1030 against ONE BANDIT from a post cap bard in a level 25ish hunting zones… LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Sounds like bad scripting too, check her, she searches the trolls whenever it dies too



    [Greymist Wood]
    The ground slopes downward toward the sound of waves breaking gently in the distance. The air is tangy with salt even in the preternatural stillness of the mysterious and ancient wood. Somewhere far above, a shrill cry echoes into the endless sky. Closer by, muffled grunts and a crash of breaking wood mark the passing of large beasts. You also see a troll-claw, a dwarven highwayman that appears stunned and a jungle troll.
    Also here: Don, Grand Lord Kassdorgia
    Obvious paths: east, south
    >
    Kassdorgia skillfully begins to weave another verse into his harmony.
    CS: +466 - TD: +144 + CvA: +15 + d100: +83 - -5 == +425
    Warding failed!
    Waves of sonic vibration wash over you with tremendous force!
    Sound waves disrupt you for 231 damage!
    The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
    The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
    The air calms down around you.
    You notice your blood flow go back to normal.
    The very powerful look leaves you.
    The white light leaves you.
    The dull golden nimbus fades from around you.
    You feel your extra strength departing.
    The deep blue glow leaves you.
    The bright luminescence fades from around you.
    The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
    You lose your extra internal fortitude.
    You become solid again.
    The light blue glow leaves you.
    The powerful look leaves you.

    It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

    You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

    ...departing in 13 mins...
    The evanescent shield shrouding Don fades briefly.
    CS: +466 - TD: +149 + CvA: +15 + d100: +95 - -5 == +432
    Warding failed!
    Don reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
    Sound waves disrupt him for 235 damage!

    * Don drops dead at your feet!

    The powerful look leaves Don
    The air calms down around Don
    The dull golden nimbus fades from around Don
    Don seems a bit less imposing.
    The air about Don shimmers momentarily before the evanescent shield surrounding him collapses.
    The brilliant luminescence fades from around Don
    The silvery luminescence fades from around Don
    The very powerful look leaves Don
    --- Lich: bigshot has exited.
    The white light leaves Don
    An ethereal golden collection bowl drifts out of Don, then vanishes.
    The deep blue glow leaves Don
    Don appears to lose some internal strength.
    Don seems hesitant.
    The bright luminescence fades from around Don
    The dim aura fades from around Don
    Don seems slightly different.
    A subtle light fades from Don's eyes.
    The light blue glow leaves Don
    Don's ethereal censer fades away, leaving only a faint lingering scent of incense.
    A white glow rushes away from Don
    Don becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
    The glowing specks of energy surrounding Don suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
    Donr becomes solid again.
    CS: +466 - TD: +360 + CvA: -10 + d100: +90 == +186
    Warding failed!
    A dwarven highwayman reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
    Sound waves disrupt for 87 damage!
    ... 80 points of damage!
    The dwarven highwayman's left leg crumbles briefly and explodes in a shower of gore.
    The dwarven highwayman rolls over and dies.

    A half-elven marauder is forced out of hiding.
    CS: +466 - TD: +355 + CvA: -10 + d100: +62 == +163
    Warding failed!
    A half-elven marauder reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
    Sound waves disrupt for 73 damage!
    ... 70 points of damage!
    The half-elven marauder's shoulder joint explodes, severing shield arm.
    The marauder's reinforced shield falls to the ground.
    The half-elven marauder is stunned!

    CS: +466 - TD: +85 + CvA: +25 + d100: +38 == +444
    Warding failed!
    A jungle troll reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
    Sound waves disrupt for 242 damage!
    The jungle troll falls to the ground as the stillness of death overtakes him.
    The deep blue glow leaves a jungle troll.
    >
    Kassdorgia searches a dwarven highwayman.
    Kassdorgia gathers the remaining coins.
    A dwarven highwayman decays into compost.
    >
    Kassdorgia searches a jungle troll.
    Kassdorgia gathers the remaining coins.
    A jungle troll decays into compost.
    >
    Kassdorgia darkly says, "Crap."
    >
    You hear the booming roar of an angered jungle troll, coming from the east.
    >
    stfu karen
    standing between the living and the dead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murrandii View Post
    It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...


    * Don drops dead at your feet!
    Last edited by Taernath; 06-05-2020 at 10:50 PM.
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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    Is there going to be drama this time or is this going to be a dud like your last thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Is there going to be drama this time or is this going to be a dud like your last thread?


    IF I get 10 patreons, there will be real drama,
    If I get 20 patreons, I will not threaten to leave the game for 10 calender days,
    If I get 50 patreons, I will design a new script to ask more silvers from player,
    If I get 100 patreons, I will personnaly write a poem about your epeen.
    Last edited by Murrandii; 06-05-2020 at 11:07 PM.
    Ardwen the submitive: [LNet]-GSIV:Ardwen: "not like I was given a choice to opt out of bro mode, bro"

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    How many patreons to reroll all your characters and cancel subs?

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    each 250 patreons will cancel a Don
    Ardwen the submitive: [LNet]-GSIV:Ardwen: "not like I was given a choice to opt out of bro mode, bro"

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    HAHA, you think T4F is smart and a good debater. I'm pretty sure this cancels any beef you have with anyone. Loser.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    HAHA, you think T4F is smart and a good debater. I'm pretty sure this cancels any beef you have with anyone. Loser.
    What?

    She / he's smart. That's a no brainer. She'S also very hurt inside and got lot of anger against people in general, and that's probably because she felt other "normals" were not getting her pain/problems when she was younger and that created a schism. I sense in her case a feeling of superiority that raised from that as she felt she was above the regular people and it gives her the right to "lecture" everyone that is she/he doesn't agree with (and as you experienced, she's very binary, another proof of a hurt ego)

    Paradoxaly, her feeling of superiority hides / protects her hurt ego and it's just circular debates. In her real life, she must have a few friends, not that many, and they are ALL like her.

    And you, by always arguing with her, you give her EVERYTHING she wants from you (she won't take more, you are just another lost soul for her hence, a reason to exist)
    Last edited by Murrandii; 06-06-2020 at 09:17 AM.
    Ardwen the submitive: [LNet]-GSIV:Ardwen: "not like I was given a choice to opt out of bro mode, bro"

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