3 Day Auction: Auctioning 2 GS3 capped characters

[Astray]

What the shit is happening?

[n0551n3n0m1n3]

What the shit is happening?

I think the government kidnapped him, and stole his money while giving him copious quantities of cocaine

So now he wants to sell you characters that he may or may not actually own.

[Stanley Burrell]

I got disconnected from my money. The Council on Foreign Relations put me into private intelligence because I was connected to too many different Government Intelligence Agencies Globally, and no government could facilitate it, it had to go private. Went into Bochast Private Intelligence Firm at www.BochastPrivateIntelligence.com. The Secret Service showed up and told me they wanted my help and wanted me to take what is better than, but basically the same as, slow release cocaine. They said they wanted me on all kinds of chemical enhancives. They took me to interrogate someone, we got hit really hard. I don't have access to anything to start up the accounts to give you anymore information than this.

-FIXSKILLS AVAILABLE! Don't worry about the skills.
-Stats better than average, don't worry about the stats.
-To my knowledge the bard has one scripting hit, though I do not know of the ranger having one. For one, it has been so many years that it might have been expunged.
-They are not very far past capped. Please do not make a big deal over whether it is 1, 2, 3, above cap. They are both a little bit above cap.
-You get to keep whatever I left them with.

GS3 Namexxx 100 Half-Elf Bard
GS3 Namexxx 100 Human Ranger

Bard:
starting bid: 300

Ranger:
starting bid: 300


The auction will last until Saturday. Payment will be via Western Union to my location. All fees for the money transfer will be paid for by taking that money out of what is being sent. 40 dollars in fees would make a 300 dollar deal 260 to me and 40 goes to Western Union. I don't have a bank account right now after the banks hit me with money fraud, are giving it to people with greater than a restraining order, and refusing to give it to me.


Thank You,

Justin

Duuude:

When I worked for the po-po, if I got a Juvenile case file, I had to raise my hand and go "JUVENILE" (back dat ass up) and then my superior took the case file from me. That's not all though, check the conspiracy:

If I was in SVU, if someone said they were raped back when dinosaurs roamed the Earth, I immediately had to vacate that unit.

All in all, would I do it again? Maybe. Donuts.

[Seizer]

OP has balls of steel and might burn your house down.

[Teveriel]

Duuude:

When I worked for the po-po, if I got a Juvenile case file, I had to raise my hand and go "JUVENILE" (back dat ass up) and then my superior took the case file from me. That's not all though, check the conspiracy:

If I was in SVU, if someone said they were raped back when dinosaurs roamed the Earth, I immediately had to vacate that unit.

All in all, would I do it again? Maybe. Donuts.

This almost sounded like it came out of Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

[Stanley Burrell]

This almost sounded like it came out of Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

They never let me take my totally soccer mom'd out minivan to outfitting either :'(

C-Cipher Chevy Uplander that could have been...

[Murrandii]

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/justi...biden_n_978828

Key word: bipolar

[coldd]

[Rjex]

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/justi...biden_n_978828

Key word: bipolar

Yeah, this is way beyond bipolar...

[Mnute]

I need to find a way to put this in my next book. Good stuff!