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    Just wanted to wish every one of you a very Merry Christmas. Even the annoying among you.

    That is all.
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    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    From the brilliant and retired webcomic Hark, a Vagrant (click for source)



    Hasta pronto, porque la vida no termina aqui...
    America, stop pushing. I know what I'm doing.

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    Well, that's a rather depressing comic. Did she kill herself or is she rushing to be with her mom? I need my comics spelled out!
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
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    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    It's a comic about how the traditions and things we held dear will eventually be abandoned and spat upon by the godless younger generations.
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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    I've rewritten it in my head: she rushes off to buy gifts and a Christmas goose and shows up at her parent's house in time to sing carols and carry her brother, Tim, around on her shoulders.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
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    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    Well, that's a rather depressing comic. Did she kill herself or is she rushing to be with her mom? I need my comics spelled out!
    She goes to work at a hardware store or some such thing in a blizzard.
    One patron comes in for heat packs, then comes back for a hammer, etc.
    Finally he comes back with a neatly wrapped box.
    His wife heard about the girl working the counter on Christmas all alone, and made cookies.
    The girl is deeply touched and wants to give a gift in return but can't think of anything.
    As the man leaves, she suddenly remembers and chases him outside.
    And hands him a tiny ornament she hadn't put on her tiny tree.

    Merry Christmas!!!

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    Did she KILL HERSELF, TISKET?? Jeez, what kind of webcomics do you think I read!!
    Hasta pronto, porque la vida no termina aqui...
    America, stop pushing. I know what I'm doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latrinsorm View Post
    She goes to work at a hardware store or some such thing in a blizzard.
    One patron comes in for heat packs, then comes back for a hammer, etc.
    Finally he comes back with a neatly wrapped box.
    His wife heard about the girl working the counter on Christmas all alone, and made cookies.
    The girl is deeply touched and wants to give a gift in return but can't think of anything.
    As the man leaves, she suddenly remembers and chases him outside.
    And hands him a tiny ornament she hadn't put on her tiny tree.

    Merry Christmas!!!

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    Did she KILL HERSELF, TISKET?? Jeez, what kind of webcomics do you think I read!!
    Did you see a mask on her? No? She got COVID-19.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Did you see a mask on her? No? She got COVID-19.
    AND FUCKING DIED BECAUSE COVID KILLS EEEEEEVVVEEERYOOOONE!!!!1!1 Right, Latrinsorm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    It's a comic about how the traditions and things we held dear will eventually be abandoned and spat upon by the godless younger generations.
    Hooray for godless generations. It's about damned time all the superstitious bullshit died off. Leads to nothing but extremism and loss of life and liberty. All of them.

    Inb4 bbbbbbbbbut mine is different!!!11! No, no it isn't. It's bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Did you see a mask on her? No? She got COVID-19.
    The comic is from 2005.
    Hasta pronto, porque la vida no termina aqui...
    America, stop pushing. I know what I'm doing.

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