Official: Wyrom on Jackpots.

[Furryrat]

You have that something that is just unaligned. Continue to talk, I'll find it.

Your party just gained 22 seats, you're distracted.

[Furryrat]

Yeah, made my edit too late. Understandable that in southern Alabama you weren't actually aware that you didn't have an election yesterday.

Forgive my lack of clarity.

[Furryrat]

I'm originally from Miami, FL - and didn't keep up with the elections there either. Like I said before, a huge waste of time - at least for anyone trying to accomplish anything in their own life.

Well you have just accomplished demonstrating that you have the worldly awareness of a turnip.

[Dud]

I am going to try to kill this thread. Actual transcript from GSIV Rogue's Google home:

GSIV Rogue: "Honey, I don't understand, people on the internet don't like me"
His wife: "You are an amazing person. Just tell them your opinions, they'll be impressed by your wit and insight."
GSIV Rogue: "I did, they still laughed at me."
His wife: "Oh, my! Did you post a picture with your shirt off like Vladimir Putin to show off your amazing physique? Nobody laughs at Putin"
GSIV Rogue: "Yes, but they just called me gay. They didn't understand how hard it is to look good at 37"
His wife: "They are ignorant. But we can't let strangers on the internet think you are gay! Let me strip down and you can take a picture of my ass. That will impress them and prove you are straight! I am sure nobody would think it is creepy and off-putting. Here, just a put a post-it note over my hole to protect my modesty. That is classy, right?"

Twenty minutes later:
His wife: "Did the photo work? Do strangers on the internet think you are cool?"
GSIV Rogue: "Doggone it, honey. They think the photos are fake. One person even thought the photos are real, but still said I am a loser for being so desperate for attention. I just don't know what to do."
His wife: "I give up. Let's have wild monkey butt sex instead."
GSIV Rogue: "No, honey. I can't rest. Someone on the internet is wrong. I'll go post my opinion on politics, and how far above it all I am. I am such an open book and people are interested. I am sure they will find my analysis impressive"
His wife: "Just a thought: could it be that they think you are a loser for playing a 20 year old text game that is impossible to win, incredibly repetitive, and designed to prey on the mentally ill through casino games? And that they are just projecting their own insecurities on you because they are all losers too and know it deep down inside and feel slightly better by mocking you?"
GSIV Rogue: "You have inspired me, Honey! I, Lord Eleftheros, will be the first to beat Gemstone IV. They will be forced to love me"
His wife: "...or you could just stop caring what strangers on the internet think."
GSIV Rogue: "That would be mentally ill. My life is built around the applause of strangers."

[Tgo01]

I am going to try to kill this thread. Actual transcript from GSIV Rogue's Google home:

GSIV Rogue: "Honey, I don't understand, people on the internet don't like me"
His wife: "You are an amazing person. Just tell them your opinions, they'll be impressed by your wit and insight."
GSIV Rogue: "I did, they still laughed at me."
His wife: "Oh, my! Did you post a picture with your shirt off like Vladimir Putin to show off your amazing physique? Nobody laughs at Putin"
GSIV Rogue: "Yes, but they just called me gay. They didn't understand how hard it is to look good at 37"
His wife: "They are ignorant. But we can't let strangers on the internet think you are gay! Let me strip down and you can take a picture of my ass. That will impress them and prove you are straight! I am sure nobody would think it is creepy and off-putting. Here, just a put a post-it note over my hole to protect my modesty. That is classy, right?"

Twenty minutes later:
His wife: "Did the photo work? Do strangers on the internet think you are cool?"
GSIV Rogue: "Doggone it, honey. They think the photos are fake. One person even thought the photos are real, but still said I am a loser for being so desperate for attention. I just don't know what to do."
His wife: "I give up. Let's have wild monkey butt sex instead."
GSIV Rogue: "No, honey. I can't rest. Someone on the internet is wrong. I'll go post my opinion on politics, and how far above it all I am. I am such an open book and people are interested. I am sure they will find my analysis impressive"
His wife: "Just a thought: could it be that they think you are a loser for playing a 20 year old text game that is impossible to win, incredibly repetitive, and designed to prey on the mentally ill through casino games? And that they are just projecting their own insecurities on you because they are all losers too and know it deep down inside and feel slightly better by mocking you?"
GSIV Rogue: "You have inspired me, Honey! I, Lord Eleftheros, will be the first to beat Gemstone IV. They will be forced to love me"
His wife: "...or you could just stop caring what strangers on the internet think."
GSIV Rogue: "That would be mentally ill. My life is built around the applause of strangers."

This is gold. Except for "His wife" it should read "GVIV Rogue in a blonde wing".

[Astray]

"Hey honey! Bend over, the internet is making fun of me again."

Yikes.

[Neveragain]

Wyrom reading this thread:

[Neveragain]

This is gold. Except for "His wife" it should read "GVIV Rogue in a blonde wing".

My vote is waifu pillow.

[Tgo01]

My bad. Brunette wig.

[GSIV Rogue]

My vote is waifu pillow.

I had to look that up - is that what you are cuddling up with at night?