I don't need to find it, but I think I had read the same thing...
I was just thinking in 4 years from now, some nub who decided to be a GM, like (insert PC poster's name here) joins simu, and you got caught with a gerkin in your trousers in game.
Based on policy 757193 that Simu passed at 6 AM via their discord help channel, that's now a bannable abuse offense for reasons.
And GM (insert PC Poster's name here), dgaf and decided to ban everyone on this list that has 1 warning ever about anything because GMs can be super lazy.
Gelston's commented that the bar's a little higher than that, so it's not likely, but I could understand not wanting an official warning to prevent against situations like that.
It's kinda sad that as ridiculous as that sounds, it also sounds not entirely inplausible.