Which Flares to pick

[Ososis]

7x, 5CER Crit/3CER Damage weighted, T5 ensorcelled gloves with KO Flares. Due to the weighting on the gloves, you'd need a good cleric and maybe paladin with 1604 to bless them for any meaningful length of time (and with UAC, you're going to "swing" them a lot more and run out of charges a lot faster than standard weapons).

A capped master voln bless would still bless that for about 75 swings, any decent cleric could bless the hell out of those. Sorry, I know it's not the question being asked, but the general assumptions of weight vs blessing are skewed pretty hard due to assumptions based in old mechanics. For example, if a cleric (or cleric/paladin combo) can hit the blessing swing cap of a 999 bless, that means they could bless a 24 CER crit weighted weapon for 100 swings. (and its possibly more depending on how the swing cap works with the weight reductions. I hope to test this soon) That same bless would give your gloves 929 swings.

[Mobius1]

The correct answer is actually to use your cert on something else. Why ruin a perfectly good set of KO gloves with flares? They'll be worth more for resale if they're still blessable, anyhow.

This. I personally would pay to have flares REMOVED from my gloves!

[Taernath]

I'm going to need to see the messaging on the taco flares before I can make a fair vote.

0 0 Blast of taco scent to head leaves mouth watering. none none
1 5 Minor burns to roof of mouth. That hurts a bit. none R1
2 10 Burst of spicyness to mouth flushes face! Yeeoww! S1 R1
3 15 Molten cheese burns tongue. S3 R2
4 20 Shard of sharpened taco shell pierces roof of mouth. Sickening! S6 R2
5 25 Hot ground beef incinerates scalp completely and blacken scullcap. S10 R3
6 30 Mouth explodes in flames! Grab some milk. F R3
7 35 Ghost pepper sauce sets a [target]'s head alight like a torch. Burned beyond recognition. F R3
8 40 Head resembles bloody taco salad. F R3
9 50 Taco explodes in mouth, splattering sizzling bits of flesh and bone everywhere. F R3

[khorpulent]

I vote Taernath for GM

[Fortybox]

0 0 Blast of taco scent to head leaves mouth watering. none none
1 5 Minor burns to roof of mouth. That hurts a bit. none R1
2 10 Burst of spicyness to mouth flushes face! Yeeoww! S1 R1
3 15 Molten cheese burns tongue. S3 R2
4 20 Shard of sharpened taco shell pierces roof of mouth. Sickening! S6 R2
5 25 Hot ground beef incinerates scalp completely and blacken scullcap. S10 R3
6 30 Mouth explodes in flames! Grab some milk. F R3
7 35 Ghost pepper sauce sets a [target]'s head alight like a torch. Burned beyond recognition. F R3
8 40 Head resembles bloody taco salad. F R3
9 50 Taco explodes in mouth, splattering sizzling bits of flesh and bone everywhere. F R3

9 50 Taco explodes from anus, sending bits of flesh, bone and shart everywhere. F R3

[Methais]

0 0 Blast of taco scent to head leaves mouth watering. none none
1 5 Minor burns to roof of mouth. That hurts a bit. none R1
2 10 Burst of spicyness to mouth flushes face! Yeeoww! S1 R1
3 15 Molten cheese burns tongue. S3 R2
4 20 Shard of sharpened taco shell pierces roof of mouth. Sickening! S6 R2
5 25 Hot ground beef incinerates scalp completely and blacken scullcap. S10 R3
6 30 Mouth explodes in flames! Grab some milk. F R3
7 35 Ghost pepper sauce sets a [target]'s head alight like a torch. Burned beyond recognition. F R3
8 40 Head resembles bloody taco salad. F R3
9 50 Taco explodes in mouth, splattering sizzling bits of flesh and bone everywhere. F R3

This needs to be implemented immediately, along with taco weapons.

9 50 Taco explodes from anus, sending bits of flesh, bone and shart everywhere. F R3

Delayed damage over time effect from taco flares that cause R3 abdomen injury and bleeding for 25 per.

[khorpulent]

9 50 Taco explodes from anus, sending bits of flesh, bone and shart everywhere. F R3

Think you're confusing that with Taco Bell flares.