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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post


    Maybe I’m missing something here, but donating blood means you’re giving it away. Why would they go through all that just to turn around and put it back in you?

    This is, shockingly, Hood being wildly ignorant.

    The way plasma donation works is that blood is drawn from you, ran through a centrifuge to separate the plasma, and then said plasma is routed into a collection bottle. The separated blood platelets are reconstituted with a saline solution and returned to the donor.

    Believe it or not, there is no Mr. Coffee machine involved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by peam View Post
    This is, shockingly, Hood being wildly ignorant.

    The way plasma donation works is that blood is drawn from you, ran through a centrifuge to separate the plasma, and then said plasma is routed into a collection bottle. The separated blood platelets are reconstituted with a saline solution and returned to the donor.

    Believe it or not, there is no Mr. Coffee machine involved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by peam View Post
    This is, shockingly, Hood being wildly ignorant.

    The way plasma donation works is that blood is drawn from you, ran through a centrifuge to separate the plasma, and then said plasma is routed into a collection bottle. The separated blood platelets are reconstituted with a saline solution and returned to the donor.

    Believe it or not, there is no Mr. Coffee machine involved.
    Yea, I have donated for years and never really experienced any side effects. It does feel a little weird when the saline hits your veins because of it being at room temp. You also pick up a slight metallic taste from the saline. Your blood never actually touches the machine, all the containing parts are replaced with new, vacuum sealed, sterile components with every donation.

    The place I go to does regular incentive programs. February is always a good month, they pay an extra $200 at the end of the month if you make 8 donations that month. During football season they run a pool, you get an entry with every donation.

    It really is a win, win. Make a few extra bucks and help out a burn victim (from what I understand, this is what the majority of the plasma is used for) in the process.
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    In a lot of college towns there are quite a few donation centers, apparently lots of students need a few extra bucks.
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    well they still have to stick a needle in ya veins to do the whole plasma thing so i will pass . if i was diobitic i would prefer death over having to give myself a shot or even prick my finger to test my sugar . If it took 4 nurse and a doctor 37 attempt's to put a IV in me , im sure it would take me ALOT more .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoodtralfeck View Post
    well they still have to stick a needle in ya veins to do the whole plasma thing so i will pass . if i was diobitic i would prefer death over having to give myself a shot or even prick my finger to test my sugar . If it took 4 nurse and a doctor 37 attempt's to put a IV in me , im sure it would take me ALOT more .
    No you wouldn't. You'd be used to it.
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    You can donate dick plasma too, they let you watch free pron.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoodtralfeck View Post
    well they still have to stick a needle in ya veins to do the whole plasma thing so i will pass . if i was diobitic i would prefer death over having to give myself a shot or even prick my finger to test my sugar . If it took 4 nurse and a doctor 37 attempt's to put a IV in me , im sure it would take me ALOT more .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoodtralfeck View Post
    well they still have to stick a needle in ya veins to do the whole plasma thing so i will pass . if i was diobitic i would prefer death over having to give myself a shot or even prick my finger to test my sugar . If it took 4 nurse and a doctor 37 attempt's to put a IV in me , im sure it would take me ALOT more .
    Don't be a pussy. Needles barely even hurt.

    But as mentioned previously, you'd have to pass a drug test anyway to donate blood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Don't be a pussy. Needles barely even hurt.

    But as mentioned previously, you'd have to pass a drug test anyway to donate blood.
    At least we know he hasn't made the jump to heroin.
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