Official : Item Loss Updates!

[Donquix]

It's like that game where you pick a super power, but it has some garbage strings attached to it.

"I wish I had x-ray vision!"
"You now have x-ray vision, except it only works on really fat chicks' clothing."

"I wish I could make any chick bang me at will!"
"You can make any chick bang you at will, but now they all have herpes."

"I wish I was a billionaire!"
"You are now a billionaire, but the minimum wage is now $1 trillion/hr."

So gemstone is basically The Monkey's Paw as a video game.

God this makes so much sense.

[audioserf]

So gemstone is basically The Monkey's Paw as a video game.

God this makes so much sense.

Lmao

[Methais]

So gemstone is basically The Monkey's Paw as a video game.

God this makes so much sense.

Yes. Which is why a COL review should never happen, and they should pretty much stop all profession dev immediately.

[Wrathbringer]

I thought you were in Voln Methais?

Cut a fart, macgyver.

[audioserf]

Good point nobody has more than one character

[Realk]

I have only ever played Realk ... true story

[Methais]

I thought you were in Voln Methais?

How does that change the fact that a COL review shouldn't happen because dev will almost definitely ruin it in the process?

Cut a fart, macgyver.

This is correct.

[Murrandii]

Lol Methais broke the thread

[Wrathbringer]

Lol Methais broke the thread

Cut a fart, macgyver.

[Murrandii]

Cut a fart, macgyver.

Eat some Wal Mart shorts, macguyver bro