For the baking enthusiast out there, or if you're just any ol' halfling
a gold-plated metal pastry kit (one of them cases that automatically shuts)
You estimate that a gold-plated metal pastry kit can store a medium amount with enough space for any number of items.
You determine that you could wear the kit, attaching it to your belt. The kit appears to serve some purpose.
Inside the metal pastry kit are:
a miniature tart kiln
This tart kiln is a fluff item that makes tarts. To use it, place a food item and manna bread in it, and turn it while in-hand. The kiln will combine the two into a tart, with the noun of the food item as the filling (e.g., "a bunch of,plump,raisins" will result in a "golden brown,raisin,tart").
The kiln is limited to a list of foods it knows about, so there can be foods that won't work with it.
This particular kiln can make muffins in addition to making tarts.
Use WHISPER kiln {tarts or muffins} to tell it what to make.
a colorful twine-stitched apron of patchwork fabric
You estimate that a colorful twine-stitched apron of patchwork fabric can store a very small amount with enough space for one item (perfect for the next item).
You determine that you could wear the apron over your front.
a large wooden SPOON
And a bunch of frosting to decorate your baked goods with:
a tube of vanilla frosting with a cloud-shaped tip secured on the end
a tube of lemon frosting with a star-shaped tip secured on the end
a tube of strawberry frosting with a rose-shaped tip secured on the end
a tube of bacon frosting (2)
a tube of blueberry frosting
a tube of banana frosting (3)
a tube of butterscotch frosting (2)
a tube of chocolate frosting (2)
a tube of vanilla frosting
a glass wing-shaped tip
a pewter crow-shaped tip
SOLD!