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  1. 07-10-2019, 02:26 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    Those are hobbies, not secrets.

    Naw, these are things I don't tell people I know. So, secrets to me. And prepping isn't a hobby, it's serious business.
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    If I'm in my house or an extremely clean + private restroom, I usually disrobe to help me take a shit. I think it's an OCD behavior or some shit like that.
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    Wikka wikka my nikka yo yo yo yo: CHECK IT. Tha thang in the thang and bedump bedump da BEBANG knowwhatIsayin?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell View Post
    If I'm in my house or an extremely clean + private restroom, I usually disrobe to help me take a shit. I think it's an OCD behavior or some shit like that.
    I hover in any place that isn't home. I can't touch a strange toilet or even a friends toilet, no matter how clean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Astray View Post
    I hover in any place that isn't home. I can't touch a strange toilet or even a friends toilet, no matter how clean.
    Word, I always get a lingering still-isn't-all-out feeling when rushing (rushing by my standards) in a hover zone.

    Edit: Also, this is douchey, but I drop a ton of toilet paper in public bathrooms if I even think for a fleeting nanosecond that my scrotum might make contact with the fungus water. Sorry about making whoever wet-vac.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell View Post
    Word, I always get a lingering still-isn't-all-out feeling when rushing (rushing by my standards) in a hover zone.

    Edit: Also, this is douchey, but I drop a ton of toilet paper in public bathrooms if I even think for a fleeting nanosecond that my scrotum might make contact with the fungus water. Sorry about making whoever wet-vac.
    That's not douchey, that's smart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell View Post
    If I'm in my house or an extremely clean + private restroom, I usually disrobe to help me take a shit. I think it's an OCD behavior or some shit like that.
    I take my shirt off while pooping whenever I can.
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    I did not vote for president in 2000. (My state went Gore tho.)
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    Got some George Costanza poopers in here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Some Rogue View Post
    Got some George Costanza poopers in here.
    LOL was thinking the exact same thing
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