And then decreases. You single language speaking fucktard.
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam
"Hi, my name is Ososis and I'm blaming my shitty life for being such a fragile, soy drinking, emotionally unstable loser. My triggers are: Red reputation, ANY mention of MacGuyver and being called a fragile, soy drinking, emotionally unstable loser."
I took some dudes ass virginity in my car last week. He was 18. Now you all know that secret.
Thym, 21 warrior. Coraesine Weapons are my friend.
Slocan, 100 Ranger
Jynai, 100 Empath
-Looking for my old character (Orbstar DE Wizard)
Speaking of fags... I thought you got married to a 16 year old boy? Or did that already fall through for you (surprise surprise)?
A few serious questions, though, if you have time:
When you smell shit, do you become aroused because it reminds you of dirty man ass?
What about when someone farts?
Do you ever worry about getting poop in your peehole?
Thanks, I appreciate your time.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius“It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
― George Orwell, 1984
“The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
― George Orwell, 1984
Since Wrath was here.
I was at a job and I was really hung over. Well I go to fart and just explode in my boxers. Go use the owners bathroom (they weren't home thank God) to clean up. I had to use one of their towels. Took my boxers and flung them over the fence wrapped up with the towel. Went back to work, didn't trust a fart all day.
I don't know if anyone found the mess.