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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    Why I don't suggest Gemstone iv to people.
    But Gemstone IV doesn't have cars.

    Yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.



    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

  2. #112

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astray View Post
    Since Wrath was here.

    I was at a job and I was really hung over. Well I go to fart and just explode in my boxers. Go use the owners bathroom (they weren't home thank God) to clean up. I had to use one of their towels. Took my boxers and flung them over the fence wrapped up with the towel. Went back to work, didn't trust a fart all day.

    I don't know if anyone found the mess.
    Wait 1 year, then send them a handwritten letter along with a map that will lead them to it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.



    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

  3. #113

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    DO YOU SPEAK MEXICAN THOUGH?????
    EVERYONE SPEAKS MEXICAN THEY JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astray View Post
    EVERYONE SPEAKS MEXICAN THEY JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET
    Taco burrito quesadilla chimichanga sophapilla tortilla flautas empanada enchilada flan fajita
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

  5. #115

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Taco burrito quesadilla chimichanga sophapilla tortilla flautas empanada enchilada flan fajita
    Yes.

    OR

    Si.

  6. #116

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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    You should not own a weapon in my opinion.
    Shut up Gay Backlash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.



    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

  7. #117

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I'd probably really consider pulling a gun if a salesman put his foot in my doorway. I'd probably tell him to leave or I'm calling the cops first, though I do keep a shotty by my door.
    Just shoot him through the door. As a warning of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.



    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

  8. #118

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Just shoot him through the door. As a warning of course.
    I have a vivid childhood memory of my scoutmaster explaining to the troop that you should always shoot a warning round into the air/ceiling...Afterwards though, for legal purposes
    "Hi, my name is Ososis and I'm blaming my shitty life for being such a fragile, soy drinking, emotionally unstable loser. My triggers are: Red reputation, ANY mention of MacGuyver and being called a fragile, soy drinking, emotionally unstable loser."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ososis View Post
    I have a vivid childhood memory of my scoutmaster explaining to the troop that you should always shoot a warning round into the air/ceiling...Afterwards though, for legal purposes
    No, you should never fire randomly into the air.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

  10. #120

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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    You should not own a weapon in my opinion.
    No one should in your opinion though.

    Did you ever get rid of the gun you claimed you had?
    RETARD HALL OF FAME

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    There will be no war when guns are more regulated.
    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    horrific state of conditions = the biggest election win in 40 decades
    Quote Originally Posted by Tsa`ah View Post
    Well tell that to the Naval hospital that issued a birth certificate labeled Ft Lejeune ... and then typed it in.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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