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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    Those are hobbies, not secrets.

    Naw, these are things I don't tell people I know. So, secrets to me. And prepping isn't a hobby, it's serious business.
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    If I'm in my house or an extremely clean + private restroom, I usually disrobe to help me take a shit. I think it's an OCD behavior or some shit like that.
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    If you and Jar Jar Binks had a child it would rule the world.
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    Wikka wikka my nikka yo yo yo yo: CHECK IT. Tha thang in the thang and bedump bedump da BEBANG knowwhatIsayin?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell View Post
    If I'm in my house or an extremely clean + private restroom, I usually disrobe to help me take a shit. I think it's an OCD behavior or some shit like that.
    I hover in any place that isn't home. I can't touch a strange toilet or even a friends toilet, no matter how clean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astray View Post
    I hover in any place that isn't home. I can't touch a strange toilet or even a friends toilet, no matter how clean.
    Word, I always get a lingering still-isn't-all-out feeling when rushing (rushing by my standards) in a hover zone.

    Edit: Also, this is douchey, but I drop a ton of toilet paper in public bathrooms if I even think for a fleeting nanosecond that my scrotum might make contact with the fungus water. Sorry about making whoever wet-vac.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anticor
    If you and Jar Jar Binks had a child it would rule the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell
    Wikka wikka my nikka yo yo yo yo: CHECK IT. Tha thang in the thang and bedump bedump da BEBANG knowwhatIsayin?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell View Post
    Word, I always get a lingering still-isn't-all-out feeling when rushing (rushing by my standards) in a hover zone.

    Edit: Also, this is douchey, but I drop a ton of toilet paper in public bathrooms if I even think for a fleeting nanosecond that my scrotum might make contact with the fungus water. Sorry about making whoever wet-vac.
    That's not douchey, that's smart.
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    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell View Post
    If I'm in my house or an extremely clean + private restroom, I usually disrobe to help me take a shit. I think it's an OCD behavior or some shit like that.
    I take my shirt off while pooping whenever I can.
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    I did not vote for president in 2000. (My state went Gore tho.)

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    Got some George Costanza poopers in here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Some Rogue View Post
    Got some George Costanza poopers in here.
    LOL was thinking the exact same thing
    RETARD HALL OF FAME

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    There will be no war when guns are more regulated.
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    horrific state of conditions = the biggest election win in 40 decades
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    Well tell that to the Naval hospital that issued a birth certificate labeled Ft Lejeune ... and then typed it in.
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    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Embrace your true potential.
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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