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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    I saw Jeff Goldblum, Laura Dern and Chris Farley at the 4 seasons in LA. My secret is that I got giddy as shit about Chris Farley and kept trying to stand up when he was nearby/walking around.
    We call it "fan-girling". I've always been decent about it then it struck me HARD with a musician from a key point of my younger years. My inner monoluge was something like- Fuck. fuck. Don't tell him you love him, people don't appreciate that...but maybe he loves me back? What? No! That's crazy talk. Pull it together. Fuck, how long have I been standing here? But what if he DID love me and I never said anything? Just tell him he doesn't know you, but you are soul mates and should totally be best friends, yeah thats not murdery at all! Oh wait, SHIT! Did he ask a question? Oh yeah! FUCK! Answer before he thinks you want to wear his skin! "Uh, oh yeah. Fuck yeah I smoke weed"
    "Hi, my name is Ososis and I'm blaming my shitty life for being such a fragile, soy drinking, emotionally unstable loser. My triggers are: Red reputation, ANY mention of MacGuyver and being called a fragile, soy drinking, emotionally unstable loser."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Reported to Bridgestone/Firestone Enforcement Committee.
    Apparently he works in a warehouse and lots of shit falls off the trucks where employees park. His work has a monthly tire replacement deal. So I don't feel quite as awful as I did initially.
    Last edited by Astray; 07-11-2019 at 11:24 AM.

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    I drive a full sized pickup. When I'm driving I frequently have very specific fantasies of just ramming cars that piss me off, off the road or into oncoming traffic. Like... how easy it would be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    I drive a full sized pickup. When I'm driving I frequently have very specific fantasies of just ramming cars that piss me off, off the road or into oncoming traffic. Like... how easy it would be.
    Same


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrathbringer View Post
    YOU POOP WITH YOUR PANTS ON IN PUBLIC????
    Yeah, I realized how that sounded after I posted, but didn't seem worth editing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    Yeah, I realized how that sounded after I posted, but didn't seem worth editing.

    lol

    Official Butt Flap Scripts: as confirmed by Gm Consort Tisket. Plate armor will have an additional 5RT but fastshart passes will be available for simucoins. EG will be featuring a new currency, PeeShells, which can purchase fluffer tier unlocks for pisspant flares. BE AWARE, these are different from the HorseyShells that unlock your mounts to allow ambient shit messaging, and piss attacks! Thats right, you can unlock a 1x/day ability to have your steed pee AT someone! Similar to the water cannon script, this attack has a high rate of stun for the target and a lesser chance to stun all non-grouped party members due to startled revulsion. This IS considered an attack, so justice applies. While unlikely, there is a chance the torrent of horse glory will completely overpower the target causing drowning death.
    Last edited by Ososis; 07-12-2019 at 05:51 AM.
    "Hi, my name is Ososis and I'm blaming my shitty life for being such a fragile, soy drinking, emotionally unstable loser. My triggers are: Red reputation, ANY mention of MacGuyver and being called a fragile, soy drinking, emotionally unstable loser."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Some Rogue View Post
    Got some George Costanza poopers in here.

    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    Embrace your true potential.
    I am not at all convinced that this it, on these forums, for George Constanza poopers by a longshot. …Go!
    Quote Originally Posted by Anticor
    If you and Jar Jar Binks had a child it would rule the world.
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    Wikka wikka my nikka yo yo yo yo: CHECK IT. Tha thang in the thang and bedump bedump da BEBANG knowwhatIsayin?!

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    100% true

    When I was 5 years old I was riding the bus to Kindergarten and shit my sweatpants. It wasn't wet or anything, very dry and I just kinda sat in it til we got to school, I don't think anyone noticed. When we got to class I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom. When I got there, I took off my whitey tighties which were fucking DEVASTATED and tossed em in the bottom of the trash.

    I never got caught and somehow escaped being made fun of for the one time I shit myself in public. I don't know how nobody smelled it but I specifically remember thinking wow, never had any consequences to THAT one. 5 year old shitty bawse moves wut wut
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ososis View Post
    Official Butt Flap Scripts: as confirmed by Gm Consort Tisket. Plate armor will have an additional 5RT but fastshart passes will be available for simucoins. EG will be featuring a new currency, PeeShells, which can purchase fluffer tier unlocks for pisspant flares. BE AWARE, these are different from the HorseyShells that unlock your mounts to allow ambient shit messaging, and piss attacks! Thats right, you can unlock a 1x/day ability to have your steed pee AT someone! Similar to the water cannon script, this attack has a high rate of stun for the target and a lesser chance to stun all non-grouped party members due to startled revulsion. This IS considered an attack, so justice applies. While unlikely, there is a chance the torrent of horse glory will completely overpower the target causing drowning death.
    You amuse me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    My wife laughs at me when I "floss" in my underwear. It's my version of foreplay.
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    Click the link above to see how much you owe the government.

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