Confess your secrets

[leifastagsweed]

I drive a full sized pickup. When I'm driving I frequently have very specific fantasies of just ramming cars that piss me off, off the road or into oncoming traffic. Like... how easy it would be.

Same

[Tisket]

YOU POOP WITH YOUR PANTS ON IN PUBLIC????

Yeah, I realized how that sounded after I posted, but didn't seem worth editing.

lol

[Ososis]

Yeah, I realized how that sounded after I posted, but didn't seem worth editing.

lol

Official Butt Flap Scripts: as confirmed by Gm Consort Tisket. Plate armor will have an additional 5RT but fastshart passes will be available for simucoins. EG will be featuring a new currency, PeeShells, which can purchase fluffer tier unlocks for pisspant flares. BE AWARE, these are different from the HorseyShells that unlock your mounts to allow ambient shit messaging, and piss attacks! Thats right, you can unlock a 1x/day ability to have your steed pee AT someone! Similar to the water cannon script, this attack has a high rate of stun for the target and a lesser chance to stun all non-grouped party members due to startled revulsion. This IS considered an attack, so justice applies. While unlikely, there is a chance the torrent of horse glory will completely overpower the target causing drowning death.

[Stanley Burrell]

Got some George Costanza poopers in here.

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Embrace your true potential.

I am not at all convinced that this it, on these forums, for George Constanza poopers by a longshot. …Go!

[Luntz]

100% true

When I was 5 years old I was riding the bus to Kindergarten and shit my sweatpants. It wasn't wet or anything, very dry and I just kinda sat in it til we got to school, I don't think anyone noticed. When we got to class I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom. When I got there, I took off my whitey tighties which were fucking DEVASTATED and tossed em in the bottom of the trash.

I never got caught and somehow escaped being made fun of for the one time I shit myself in public. I don't know how nobody smelled it but I specifically remember thinking wow, never had any consequences to THAT one. 5 year old shitty bawse moves wut wut

[Tisket]

Official Butt Flap Scripts: as confirmed by Gm Consort Tisket. Plate armor will have an additional 5RT but fastshart passes will be available for simucoins. EG will be featuring a new currency, PeeShells, which can purchase fluffer tier unlocks for pisspant flares. BE AWARE, these are different from the HorseyShells that unlock your mounts to allow ambient shit messaging, and piss attacks! Thats right, you can unlock a 1x/day ability to have your steed pee AT someone! Similar to the water cannon script, this attack has a high rate of stun for the target and a lesser chance to stun all non-grouped party members due to startled revulsion. This IS considered an attack, so justice applies. While unlikely, there is a chance the torrent of horse glory will completely overpower the target causing drowning death.

You amuse me.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

My wife laughs at me when I "floss" in my underwear. It's my version of foreplay.

[Methais]

One time I farted in the tub. And then I realized that there were no bubbles...

[Gelston]

One time I farted in the tub. And then I realized that there were no bubbles...

[Astray]

I was flirting with my neighbor at one point and she goes to sit on my motorcycle. Not even 20 seconds later and she gets up to leave in a hurry. Look down and see this red patch on my seat.

Yeah man.

Edit- Back when I lived in Texas. Sold it shortly after. Just lost all interest.