Happy 4th of July!

[Astray]

No, we conquered this shit from the bunch of lamos that used to live here.

And look at what you did to it. Good going, you jerks.

[Gelston]

And look at what you did to it. Good going, you jerks.

Better than that gay human sacrificing shit hole it was before. For gods sake, a bunch of dirty Europeans conquered it.

[Astray]

Better than that gay human sacrificing shit hole it was before. For gods sake, a bunch of dirty Europeans conquered it.

Should have never broke bread with 'em. Fuckers should have just been left to die in the Winter. But nah, gotta be kind to each other and shit.

[Gelston]

Should have never broke bread with 'em. Fuckers should have just been left to die in the Winter. But nah, gotta be kind to each other and shit.

More would have come.

[Astray]

More would have come.

Eventually, yeah. Still, should have left the puritans to die out in the cold.

[Gelston]

Eventually, yeah. Still, should have left the puritans to die out in the cold.

Ever heard of Roanoke?

[Astray]

Ever heard of Roanoke?

Vanishing colonists, yeah. What about 'em?

[Gelston]

Vanishing colonists, yeah. What about 'em?

Damn savages murdered them and ate their corpses.

[Astray]

Damn savages murdered them and ate their corpses.

Or, they all did some white people shit and cult'd themselves to death.

[Gelston]

Or, they all did some white people shit and cult'd themselves to death.

Nope. Dirty injuns.