Russian Submarine damaged in/near Alaskan Waters

[Gelston]

Their only carrier is still unseaworthy. It was defeated in battle by the only dock and crane that could repair it.

The Soviet Navy of the 70's and 80's was pretty sturdy, but the Russian Navy has been an object of neglect since it came into existence in 1991. Hell, their Naval aviators on average only get about 24 hours of flying time a year.

[Stumplicker]

I was a promising ensign on a submarine once, but I had an unfortunate incident in Murmansk wherein I accidentally brushed our sub up against a Soviet sub. During a low point, I had my penis tattooed with "Welcome aboard". After that I was given command of a relic diesel sub, with a crew of problem submariners and set up to fail in a naval exercise. I would tell you the whole story, but it would probably take about an hour and a half.

[beldannon5]

You should make a movie about that.

[PoBoy]

I hope they get Kelsey Grammer to star in it. He would be perfect.

[Methais]

Confirmed: 14 Russians killed/injured in Submarine incident near or possibly in Alaskan waters.

Unconfirmed: The damage was caused by a US submarines torpedo.

Trump sucks so bad at Russian collusion. He's the worst Russian colluder ever.