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    Was looking for an old file to remember how to enter the rogue guild, and came across all kinds of old as fuck shit.

    Here's one from Shattered. It may have been slightly edited.


    [Wehnimer's, Exterior - 420]
    The muted sounds of loud bartering from within Wehnimer's Landing, and the lonely calls of a pair of mated fenvaoks high up in the air vie for your attention as you march along the outer western edge of the town. You also see a town guard, a tall wooden archery tower and a reinforced large wooden gate.
    Obvious paths: north, south

    A giant tubgirl just arrived.

    A giant tubgirl falls back and flips over while uttering a phrase of magic and you hear a loud rumbling coming from deep in her bowels.

    A giant tubgirl gestures at you.
    CS: +504 - TD: +440 + CvA: +25 + d100: +12 == +101
    Warding failed!
    Large fountains of pure liquid of yellowish orange and brown hues begin to erupt from a giant tubgirl's anus. Before long, the fountain grow more violent, reaching hungrily up towards your body. You fall to the ground as you are hit by the blast, and the poo engulfs you. A faint green steam rises in tendrils from your poo covered body.

    It seems you have died, my friend. . .

    A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Goatse.

    Goatse asks, "Need help?"

    A giant tubgirl shrinks away from Goatse in fear.

    A giant tubgirl forcibly erupts her anus again, propelling herself south.

    Lemon's group just arrived.

    You say, "Yes please."

    Goatse tried to hold your hand, but your group status is closed.

    Lemon exclaims, "Party time!"

    Goatse shakes his head.

    Goatse says, "Open your group."

    Goatse tried to hold your hand, but your group status is closed.

    Lemon's group just went west.

    Goatse tried to hold your hand, but your group status is closed.

    Goatse tried to hold your hand, but your group status is closed.

    Goatse grumbles.

    Goatse turns around and bends over your corpse. Before you can even begin to wonder what he's doing, Goatse reaches behind himself and places his fingertips on the sides of his anus and stretches it to gaping proportions you previously thought impossible, even in Tayre's bedroom. Goatse begins to squat down, as if to sit on you. Before you know it, you are completely enveloped in Goatse's gaping anus.

    Goatse exclaims, "Let's go...atse!"

    Your surroundings blur for a moment. . .

    [Town Square Central - 228]
    This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing. The impromptu shops of the bazaar are clustered around this central gathering place, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet to talk, conspire or raise expeditions to the far-flung reaches of Elanith. At the north end, an old well, with moss-covered stones and a craggy roof, is shaded from the moonlight by a strong, robust tree. The oak is tall and straight, and it is apparent that the roots run deep. You also see the Felicitii disk, the Rizzer disk, the bucket-shaped Gacks disk, the Scarswyrth disk, the Krizualt disk, a wary will-o-wisp spirit that is flying around, the icy blue Heidolph disk, a long-winged falcon, a blue-eyed white cat, some stone benches with some stuff on it and an herbal remedy donation bin.
    Also here: Goatse
    Obvious paths: northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, northwest

    Goatse asks, "Any healers?"

    You suddenly detect a faint stench, like that of spoiled meat.

    Emislity just arrived.

    >facepalm

    You can't do that while dead.

    >quit

    Connection to the game has been dropped.

    The end.

    /rollcredits
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    One of Ciston's old trade lists, at least the parts that weren't all wingdings and shit from being like 18+ years old:

    A hazy humanoid shape

    +22 crit padded double leather that hides your features, age, and what youre
    wearing.
    All people see is an amorphous shape.

    5. 10x exceptionally crit padded double leather - 100m
    some silvered midnight black leathers

    6. 9x masterfully crit padded double leather - 130m
    a royal blue leather armor

    ARMOR - BRIG CLASS

    1. 9x incredible crit padded strengthened cuir leather - 58/301 - 135m
    some burnished brass armor

    Show: You see a glyph-like mark on the brass armor:
    /\ /\
    || ||
    ||____||
    ||% %||
    || ## ||
    ||-##-||
    "The Keep" is written below the mark in small, light writing

    2. 8x heavy crit padded cuir leather that weighs less than 2 lbs. - 50m
    some supple grey body armor encircled with an ornate veil iron waistchain

    3. +17 Heavy crit padded Brigandine - 12m
    some dusty vaalorn plated brigandine

    Show: Designed for outdoor use, the brigandine has been fashioned out of
    strong vaalorn plates and lined with soft leather, allowing freedom of
    movement as well as protection from the harsh elements. Across each forearm,
    crimson runes of farming have been cleverly stitched, while the image of a
    golden fist clutching a very large turnip has been emblazoned across the
    chest.

    4. 8x heavy crit padded leather breastplate - 35m
    some black reed armor fitted with a belt of ice-blue diamonds

    5. 8x heavy crit padded brig - 55m
    some black brigandine armor

    6. 6x heavy crit padded brig - 30.5m
    a suit of battle-worn brigandine

    Show: Inset on the breastplates of the battle-worn brigandine are tiny razor
    sharp spikes of magnificent quality. Upon closer inspection, you notice the
    brigandine is engraved with obscure symbols that shift and change before your
    eyes.

    ARMOR - CHAIN and PLATE CLASS

    1. 5x heavy damage padded plate that casts heal1 on your own mana - 110m

    2. 7x heavy crit padded plate - 60m
    some ancient elven full plate

    Show: Wrought of shining mithril alloy and underlayed with a chain shirt
    constructed of tiny mithril alloy links, this breastplate shows no signs of
    wear and nary a scratch despite its apparent antiquity. Embossed over the
    breast in veil iron is an intricate symbol, with a legend rendered in
    elegant calligraphy. The word Ta'Illistim is barely legible.

    3. 5x masterfully crit padded lightened plate - 115m
    some ancient scarred golvern plate

    Show: The ancient metal is worn and dented, looking as if it had survived a
    thousand battles. Despite the outward appearance, the inner strength of this
    finely crafted armor is superb.

    4. 5x somewhat crit padded hauberk that casts heal2 on your own mana - 50m

    5. 5x masterfully damage padded chainmail - 55m
    a gold gilded jazzerant shirt

    MAGICAL ITEMS - ODDITIES

    1. Recharging cloth - 60m
    a golden chamois cloth

    Recharges any mage rechargeable item. 15 uses per day. There is failure which
    can result in the destruction of the item. Great for blue crystals, gold
    wands, ruby amulets.

    2. The Dice of Fate - 125m
    a pair of obsidian dice

    Every number roll casts a spell. 6 and under are bad, 7 and above are good.
    Spells include 425, heroism, meteor storm, and of course snake eyes which
    brings instant death to the roller.

    3. History Disk - 25m
    a fire polished opal geode

    19 scripts, one changeable, random self-charging ice age quest item

    4. A summoning ring - 80m
    a bent gold ring

    Set the ring to any person and then summon them to you wherever you are.
    Unlimited uses. Does not work cross realms. Summons in any condition: dead,
    bound, hidden.

    5. Scripted Silvers hand - 125m
    A severed blackened troll hand

    Holds any number of silvers weightlessly.

    6. Recharging Crystal - 40m
    a translucent vermilion crystal

    7. A scroll combining book - 60m
    a scarred vruul-skin hide book

    Allows you to read the number of charges on a scroll up to 15 and combine
    scrolls onto a new scroll. You can transfer charges as well from one scroll
    to another.

    8. Unique familiar band - 90m
    an unusual opaque crystal band

    Casts 8 unique familiars per realm. The familiars change depending on which
    realm you are in. For instance, the ones for tܥe
    Last edited by Methais; 05-20-2019 at 07:19 PM.
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    Walking into TSSW at any given moment before the park existed:

    Guy whispers, "Excuse me sir, could you spare me some strength please?"

    You quietly whisper to Guy, "Why certainly."

    You give Guy some strength.

    Secondguy whispers, "Can I have some strength too?"

    Thirdguy whispers, "Can you toss some muscles my way while you're at it?"

    Fourthguy whispers, "I could use some strength too."

    Fifthguy whispers, "OMG d00d ho0k me up wit l33t str3ngth I need da p0wah!"

    Sixthguy whispers, "Hi, would you mind giving me some strength too?"

    Seventhguy whispers, "Oh good, a wizard. Since you're not busy, can you spell me and my 8 friends up?"

    Eighthguy whispers, "Hey, do you enchant?"

    Ninthguy disapprovingly asks, "Methais can you give us all some guards and blurs?"

    Tenthguy tiredly says, "I second that!"

    Eleventhguy yells, "Methais is casting guards and blurs in the park gurry before you miss out!!!!!"

    Twelfthguy beams happily at you!

    Thirteenth guy knowingly asks, "What are you casting first?"

    Fourteenth guy whispers, "Can I get a disk?"

    Fifteenth guy grimly exclaims, "Methais is the bestest!"

    Sixteenth guy says, "Wow you must be old. What's your CS?"

    >prep 525
    >cast
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    can I get some strength
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    NO FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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    report Methais is breaking my immersion by being ooc
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    report Methais is breaking my immersion by being ooc
    A giant tubgirl falls back and flips over while uttering a phrase of magic and you hear a loud rumbling coming from deep in her bowels.

    A giant tubgirl gestures at you.
    CS: +504 - TD: +440 + CvA: +25 + d100: +12 == +101
    Warding failed!
    Large fountains of pure liquid of yellowish orange and brown hues begin to erupt from a giant tubgirl's anus. Before long, the fountain grow more violent, reaching hungrily up towards your body. You fall to the ground as you are hit by the blast, and the poo engulfs you. A faint green steam rises in tendrils from your poo covered body.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Was looking for an old file to remember how to enter the rogue guild, and came across all kinds of old as fuck shit.

    Here's one from Shattered. It may have been slightly edited.


    [Wehnimer's, Exterior - 420]
    The muted sounds of loud bartering from within Wehnimer's Landing, and the lonely calls of a pair of mated fenvaoks high up in the air vie for your attention as you march along the outer western edge of the town. You also see a town guard, a tall wooden archery tower and a reinforced large wooden gate.
    Obvious paths: north, south

    A giant tubgirl just arrived.

    A giant tubgirl falls back and flips over while uttering a phrase of magic and you hear a loud rumbling coming from deep in her bowels.

    A giant tubgirl gestures at you.
    CS: +504 - TD: +440 + CvA: +25 + d100: +12 == +101
    Warding failed!
    Large fountains of pure liquid of yellowish orange and brown hues begin to erupt from a giant tubgirl's anus. Before long, the fountain grow more violent, reaching hungrily up towards your body. You fall to the ground as you are hit by the blast, and the poo engulfs you. A faint green steam rises in tendrils from your poo covered body.

    It seems you have died, my friend. . .

    A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Goatse.

    Goatse asks, "Need help?"

    A giant tubgirl shrinks away from Goatse in fear.

    A giant tubgirl forcibly erupts her anus again, propelling herself south.

    Lemon's group just arrived.

    You say, "Yes please."

    Goatse tried to hold your hand, but your group status is closed.

    Lemon exclaims, "Party time!"

    Goatse shakes his head.

    Goatse says, "Open your group."

    Goatse tried to hold your hand, but your group status is closed.

    Lemon's group just went west.

    Goatse tried to hold your hand, but your group status is closed.

    Goatse tried to hold your hand, but your group status is closed.

    Goatse grumbles.

    Goatse turns around and bends over your corpse. Before you can even begin to wonder what he's doing, Goatse reaches behind himself and places his fingertips on the sides of his anus and stretches it to gaping proportions you previously thought impossible, even in Tayre's bedroom. Goatse begins to squat down, as if to sit on you. Before you know it, you are completely enveloped in Goatse's gaping anus.

    Goatse exclaims, "Let's go...atse!"

    Your surroundings blur for a moment. . .

    [Town Square Central - 228]
    This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing. The impromptu shops of the bazaar are clustered around this central gathering place, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet to talk, conspire or raise expeditions to the far-flung reaches of Elanith. At the north end, an old well, with moss-covered stones and a craggy roof, is shaded from the moonlight by a strong, robust tree. The oak is tall and straight, and it is apparent that the roots run deep. You also see the Felicitii disk, the Rizzer disk, the bucket-shaped Gacks disk, the Scarswyrth disk, the Krizualt disk, a wary will-o-wisp spirit that is flying around, the icy blue Heidolph disk, a long-winged falcon, a blue-eyed white cat, some stone benches with some stuff on it and an herbal remedy donation bin.
    Also here: Goatse
    Obvious paths: northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, northwest

    Goatse asks, "Any healers?"

    You suddenly detect a faint stench, like that of spoiled meat.

    Emislity just arrived.

    >facepalm

    You can't do that while dead.

    >quit

    Connection to the game has been dropped.

    The end.

    /rollcredits

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    << 8. Unique familiar band - 90m
    an unusual opaque crystal band >>

    That brings back memories. It is from the first p2w auction, a $75 token for Phoens Promise back in '99 I think. I can still hear the furor over being charged extra for an event. Celtic won the ring (and I won it's mate), I wonder where his is now (I know where mine is).

    "You're well beyond training for a reason."...Gelston

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    Quote Originally Posted by Askip View Post
    << 8. Unique familiar band - 90m
    an unusual opaque crystal band >>

    That brings back memories. It is from the first p2w auction, a $75 token for Phoens Promise back in '99 I think. I can still hear the furor over being charged extra for an event. Celtic won the ring (and I won it's mate), I wonder where his is now (I know where mine is).

    That's where my lint bag came from too. Reife had the golden one, Fisdan had the white one, and I eventually bought the black one from someone.

    Lots of fun stuff came out of that event that would cost like $1000+ in today's P2Grind2Win fest.
    Last edited by Methais; 05-22-2019 at 12:32 PM.
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