I'd sell this one for 1m:
You remove a patinated sorrel leather satchel secured with a black willow clasp from in your locker.
>weigh my sat
You carefully examine the sorrel leather satchel and determine that the weight is about 3 pounds.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>anal sat
You analyze your sorrel leather satchel and sense that the item is largely free from merchant alteration restrictions.
The creator has also provided the following information:
This item may be freely altered with a long or a show, but the noun must remain backpack, pouch, satchel, sack, pack, bag, or case, subject to the "essence" rules in ALTER 14.
You can tell that the satchel is as light as it can get and that its pockets could not possibly get any deeper.
>inspect sat
You carefully inspect your sorrel leather satchel.
You estimate that a patinated sorrel leather satchel secured with a black willow clasp can store a large amount with enough space for any number of items.
You determine that you could wear the satchel, slinging it across your shoulders and back. The satchel appears to serve some purpose.
It looks like this item has been mainly crafted out of leather.
Your mind is completely fucked. It is imperative that you unfuck immediately!