Official: Spring Spectacular - i dunno, some new shit with speech for you RP nerds

[Stanley Burrell]

Dag the Cheat, they have conspire but not "confess" (I'm always punching in =confess more randomly than the other somewhat-less-regularly randomly-punched-in shit.)

Alright.

[Fortybox]

So Gm Ixix is in charge of useless, no value projects. I can only imagine the interview...

Wyrom smugly says, "If you became a GM, what do you plan on doing?"

Ixix defectively says, "Useless, no value projects. I have this great idea of adding in monsters to hunting areas that are hard to kill and give no reward to players for doing something about it."

Wyrom raptly says, "You're hired!"

Ixix moans.

Ixix sharts.

[Tgo01]

So Gm Ixix is in charge of useless, no value projects. I can only imagine the interview...

Wyrom smugly says, "If you became a GM, what do you plan on doing?"

Ixix defectively says, "Useless, no value projects. I have this great idea of adding in monsters to hunting areas that are hard to kill and give no reward to players for doing something about it."

Wyrom raptly says, "You're hired!"

Ixix moans.

Ixix sharts.

This sounds pretty spot on.

[Methais]

So Gm Ixix is in charge of useless, no value projects. I can only imagine the interview...

Wyrom smugly says, "If you became a GM, what do you plan on doing?"

Ixix defectively says, "Useless, no value projects. I have this great idea of adding in monsters to hunting areas that are hard to kill and give no reward to players for doing something about it."

Wyrom raptly says, "You're hired!"

Ixix moans.

Ixix sharts.

According to Wyrom's second cousin who I played in a match online with once, this is correct. Especially the shart part.

[Gelston]

So Gm Ixix is in charge of useless, no value projects. I can only imagine the interview...

Wyrom smugly says, "If you became a GM, what do you plan on doing?"

Ixix defectively says, "Useless, no value projects. I have this great idea of adding in monsters to hunting areas that are hard to kill and give no reward to players for doing something about it."

Wyrom raptly says, "You're hired!"

Ixix moans.

Ixix sharts.

They have value though. If you RP. It is a quick, easy thing to throw in to improve QOL for RPers.

[Methais]

They have value though. If you RP. It is a quick, easy thing to throw in to improve QOL for RPers.

Yes but they're all gay and vegan.

[Fortybox]

Yes but they're all gay and vegan.

Methais smiles as he eats his Beyond Meat burger and sharts.

[Methais]

Methais smiles as he eats his Beyond Meat burger and sharts.

I'm confused. Am I eating a burger with sharts on the side instead of fries? Or did I shart after I ate the burger?

[Fortybox]

I'm confused. Am I eating a burger with sharts on the side instead of fries? Or did I shart after I ate the burger?

Ask GM Ixix. I'm sure the answer will be:

[Donquix]

They have value though. If you RP. It is a quick, easy thing to throw in to improve QOL for RPers.

The speech system is, apparently like every other system in gemstone, a pain in the ass to work with.