Why in the name of fuck would anybody keep reading after that ridiculous header followed by the admission that this is a free time hobby blog. Its like the film Sharknado; You know damn well what you are getting into and if you don't like it you only have yourself to blame.
Dickpunches $1
One dickpunch please!
Aww WTF you punched me in the dick! Thats fucked up!!!
"Hi, my name is Ososis and I'm blaming my shitty life for being such a fragile, soy drinking, emotionally unstable loser. My triggers are: Red reputation, ANY mention of MacGuyver and being called a fragile, soy drinking, emotionally unstable loser."