Just another day in the South...

[Methais]

GIMME A FRICKIN' MIC

YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATES EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT BRIGHAM YOUNG AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE, NORMALLY, IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I'M A RELIGIOUS FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25%, AT BEST, TO BEAT ME. THEN YOU ADD THE ANGEL MORONI TO THE MIX AND YOUR CHANCED OF WINNIGNG DRASTIC GO DOWN> SEE THE 3 WAY AT SALT LAKE CITY, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I - I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BECAUSE THE ANGEL MORONI KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE"S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY!

SO BRINGHAM YOUNG, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT A 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SALT LAKE CITY. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING, IF WE WAS TO GO ONE ON ONE, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PER CENTS< I got 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SALT LAKE CITY. SEE BRIGHAM, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SLC!

[Methais]

In this case my hometown of Louisville, Ky.

Yes I'm sure this never happens north of the Mason-Dixon line ever. Not even once. To anybody.

Or do they just kill your dog up north? I can't keep up with who the police hate and where.

[Avaia]

Yes I'm sure this never happens north of the Mason-Dixon line ever. Not even once. To anybody.

Or do they just kill your dog up north? I can't keep up with who the police hate and where.

Someone piss in your cheerios this morning, buddy? Or is it National Snark Day and I missed the memo?

[Methais]

Someone piss in your cheerios this morning, buddy? Or is it National Snark Day and I missed the memo?

Do you think cops doing this kind of shit only happens in the south?

[Avaia]

Do you think cops doing this kind of shit only happens in the south?

It was just a thread title, not the first sentence of a court deposition.

[Gelston]

It was just a thread title, not the first sentence of a court deposition.

You're one state away from Canada.

[Methais]

It was just a thread title, not the first sentence of a court deposition.

Ok? It was your thread title, which implies that you think this is just a southern thing.

Do you think cops doing this kind of shit only happens in the south? You somehow forgot to answer that.

[peam]

Do you think cops doing this kind of shit only happens in the south though?

I didn't get that implication at all. The title could have just as likely been "just another day in Milwaukee, WI" or "Just another day in Bozeman, MT" (lol jk Montana doesn't have black people) I think it was just an observation about how this shit happens casually just about everywhere and that's unfortunate.

[Avaia]

Ok? It was your thread title, which implies that you think this is just a southern thing.

Do you think cops doing this kind of shit only happens in the south? You somehow forgot to answer that.

Now you're just being absurd.

[Avaia]

You're one state away from Canada.

It's even worse than that! It is Louisville, which is in general less Southern than the rest of the state.