2020 Democrat primary debates

[Back]

Leave it to you to believe something is a good idea with zero idea of how or if it could possibly work. Dumb, dumb dumb dumb, DUMB!

How do you think it should be handled?

[Methais]

Both Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren have stated they are in favor of reparations for black people. I'm sure Bernie Sanders and the rest of the gang will follow through shortly afterward because I'm sure this massive pandering to the black vote is going to cost whoever doesn't throw their support behind this insane initiative.

The race to out-far-left each other for the Democrat nomination has begun!

What's next?

"I'm in favor of tearing down ALL of our border walls!"
"Me too! I'm also in favor of abolishing ICE!"
"Me too! I'm also in favor of free education for EVERYONE!"
"Me too! I'm also in favor of free CARS for everyone!"
"Me too! I'm also in favor of getting rid of prisons!"
"Me too! I'm also in favor of getting rid of all police officers!"
"Me too! I'm also in favor of white people paying a special tax on everything they buy and the money will be used to help those most hurt by white patriarchy!"

It's the new #MeToo movement.

[Methais]

Warren should be in favor of reparations to American Indians for cultural appropriation. I want to hear the specifics of their plans before I determine how dumb it is.

Instead of casinos, they're going to give out record companies.

[Methais]

I'm .3% Nigerian, which is where a lot of slaves were taken. I more likely than not have an African slave ancestor. Can I have reparations too?

Confirmed Gelston is the white Nigerian who assaulted Jussie Smollett.

I also play as Jax on Mortal Kombat, so I want my reparations too.

[Methais]

Yeah, a lot of people had shitty times owing to race, social status, and where they fell wealth wise, but they were always above slaves. Some people may have been treated worse than slaves, but I'd reckon some people have a shittier life than my dogs too. It doesn't mean they are also dogs or considered worse than dogs.

All abused and/or neglected dogs should get reparations too.

[Stumplicker]

All abused and/or neglected dogs should get reparations too.

I don't know how to say this, but I walked past your house before and your daughter came outside and she kicked my dog. This is Kerpal.

YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT.

[Parkbandit]

I don't know how to say this, but I walked past your house before and your daughter came outside and she kicked my dog. This is Kerpal.

YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT.

[Methais]

I don't know how to say this, but I walked past your house before and your daughter came outside and she kicked my dog. This is Kerpal.

YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT.

I don't have kids. Because I'm a true environmentalist.

[Stumplicker]

I don't have kids. Because I'm a hideous text-gaming man-beast covered in an accumulation of cheeto dust from my many hours in the forest killing boars.

You and me both, buddy. You and me both. Except I have a kid.

[RichardCranium]

I don't have kids.

This makes you a hipster in Louisiana.