Originally Posted by
Stumplicker
I'm going to perform an exercise in rhetoric here using Androidpk logic.
Confirmed Gelston is a homosexual that got don't ask don't telled out of the military for his telling views on bug-eyed people! It is clear that as a child he had pent up sexual feelings against the late Rodney Dangerfield, king of the bug-eyed people. These feelings came to a head upon the viewing of the classic Dangerfield film Ladybugs, wherein a young Katherine Heigl is supposed to be the eye candy. So scathing was his review of the film, misplaced as his sexual frustrations may have been, that it caused Jonathan Brandis to commit suicide.
And that is how Gelston ruined all the Neverending Story films after the second one. The evidence is all there. Just google it.
You're retarded.
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam