10x Lance (MCW, FDW, T3 Briar, T5 Enc, Perfect Forge, Max Light) + Polearm Enhancives

[dex]

10x (+50)
Masterfully Crit Weighted [It has a combat effectiveness rating of 20 points of Critical weighting. It has 0 of 100 services towards the next full rank of combat effectiveness.]
Fairly Damage Weighted [It has a combat effectiveness rating of 4 points of Damage weighting. It has 0 of 10 services towards the next full rank of combat effectiveness.
T3 Briar Flares (500k bs, +25 AS for 120 seconds every time you raise it, takes 4 strikes to recharge, so this never runs out. No RT for raising so can be assigned to the same attack hot key. Flares knock things down often and hit for up to 30-120 dmg.)
T5 Ensorcell
Perfect Forging
Max Light

Currently looks like an oak-hafted dwarven war pike.

Can come with a set of nice enhancives for a complete plug and play installation on the new user.

Just putting it out there, if anyone's interested just shoot me a PM.

You assault a horned kobold servant with an unrelenting fury!
You thrust with an oak-hafted dwarven war pike at a horned kobold servant!
  AS: +909 vs DS: +321 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +98 = +722
   ... and hit for 391 points of damage!
   Damaging strike to chest, several ribs shattered!

You thrust with an oak-hafted dwarven war pike at a Grimswarm troll scourge!
  AS: +817 vs DS: +210 with AvD: +42 + d100 roll: +93 = +742
   ... and hit for 421 points of damage!
   Tremendous blow crushes skull like a ripe melon.

You thrust with an oak-hafted dwarven war pike at a Grimswarm troll hunter!
  AS: +837 vs DS: +263 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +64 = +674
   ... and hit for 413 points of damage!
   Massive blow punches a hole through the troll hunter's chest!

You thrust with an oak-hafted dwarven war pike at a Grimswarm orc scout!
  AS: +833 vs DS: +183 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +17 = +703
   ... and hit for 432 points of damage!
   Massive blow smashes through ribs and drives the orc scout's heart out the back.

Some Briar hits:

As you strike the raider, droplets of blood are sucked from it to your dwarven war pike, running up the shaft to be absorbed by the vines wrapped around your wrist.
Vines of vicious briars whip out from your dwarven war pike, raking the raider with its thorns.  The raider looks slightly ill as the glistening emerald coating from each briar works itself under its skin.
   ... 105 points of damage!
   Eyeball annihilated with a loud *POP*!
   It is knocked to the ground!

Vines of vicious briars whip out from your dwarven war pike, raking the guard with its thorns.  The guard looks slightly ill as the glistening emerald coating from each briar works itself under its skin.
   ... 110 points of damage!
   Internal organs crushed!
[You have earned 65 prestige points.]
The troll guard rolls over and dies.

Vines of vicious briars whip out from your dwarven war pike, raking the pillager with its thorns.  The pillager looks slightly ill as the glistening emerald coating from each briar works itself under its skin.
   ... 110 points of damage!
   Arm grappled, almost ripped from the socket!
   The pillager's spear falls to the ground.

Vines of vicious briars whip out from your dwarven war pike, raking the scout with its thorns.  The scout looks slightly ill as the glistening emerald coating from each briar works itself under its skin.
   ... 115 points of damage!
   Hand crushed by massive grapple, that had to hurt!
The troll scout falls to the ground and dies.

Vines of vicious briars whip out from your dwarven war pike, raking the beetle with its thorns.  The beetle looks slightly ill as the glistening emerald coating from each briar works itself under its skin.
   ... 125 points of damage!
   Eyeball annihilated with a loud *POP*!

GONE

[Nordred]

I’d buy it if I used those, sick weapon.

[Alastir]

Damn, now that's a weapon.

[Merzbow]

It just needs rotflares to be hilarious. (Unless something on there blocks rotflares, but they are very special...)

[dex]

No, they're allowed. At least Wyrom said so when I asked if those could be added too.

[Macillus]

Holy leetsauce, batman!!

[time4fun]

Holy leetsauce, batman!!

Yeah, I don't say this often...but this is better than anything I own.

[Wrathbringer]

Yeah, I don't say this often...but this is better than anything I own.

Not saying much when all you have is retarded ohb's.

[SonoftheNorth]

But you have to look at it from the stand point of how much deader can you get from already dead?

And the answer is none. None more dead.

[andrew wiggin]

gswiki claims the AS buff boost lasts for 1 minute. You and a couple old historic posts claims the AS buff boost lasts 2 minutes. Can we get a definitive tested confirmation on the AS buff duration?