Ages ago, at EG, there were these trick mirrors available that would give you a false description when you look in them. As I recall, they made you look hideous or like a monster or something else other than your actual description. It wasn't a full You see so-and-so plus descriptions, it was more along the lines of You see a reflection of yourself that is horribly twisted.

If anyone has one of these sitting in their locker somewhere, please PM me! I'd absolutely love to take one off of your hands for something that I am working on. Thanks in advance!