View Poll Results: Which is the correct way to hang your asswipes?

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Thread: The Great Asswipe Debate

  1. #21

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    How often do you watch your coworkers wiping their ass?
    What do you think he meant by "Working for someone else"?



    Or he might work in a Japanese arcade. Or just in Japan at all.

    Last edited by Methais; 08-10-2018 at 03:03 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Archigeek View Post
    I don't understand this logic. At the last company I owned, we had only a few policies that were set in stone. One of which was "good toilet paper for all."

    Now I'm working for someone else again, and all I see is the wasted time of people having to wipe extra times because of shitty toilet paper that is maddeningly difficult to get off the roll without it tearing. It's like some MBA decided they were going to maximize toilet paper savings. It probably took a committee actually.
    It really is a lot cheaper, plus less chance of clogged pipes.

    Plus, no one is going to steal 1 ply toilet paper.
    Last edited by Gelston; 08-10-2018 at 03:35 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    How often do you watch your coworkers wiping their ass?
    I don't use Lich. If you want to do business with me, contact me via PM, IG, or on AIM. Or maybe use smoke signals. Don't like it, get off of my lawn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    It really is a lot cheaper, plus less chance of clogged pipes.

    Plus, no one is going to steal 1 ply toilet paper.
    Problem is I’ll use 80 squares of economy TP or 3 squares of upper middle class style TP

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    I would rather lose a sock.

    I would rather lose a clean pair of underwear to wipe.

    I would rather hold it in for HOURS and risk bowel cancer.

    Than to ever touch my ass with prison grade sand paper like 1 ply.

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    Have you all considered upgrading to a bidet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Have you all considered upgrading to a bidet?
    There are DIY bidets on Amazon for like $25. I'm seriously considering it. What a time to be alive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    There are DIY bidets on Amazon for like $25. I'm seriously considering it. What a time to be alive.
    You can get really nice ones that replace your toilet seat and provide heated water, a heated seat, a dryer function, a remote control, all the bells and whistles. Not even that expensive really, I think I paid 200 dollars for mine. Sure it's a lot of money for a toilet seat but your ass will thank you.

  9. #29

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    Two way adapter at your toilets water valve, attach a small shower head and you've got a DIY bidet for like... 10 bucks and some change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astray View Post
    Two way adapter at your toilets water valve, attach a small shower head and you've got a DIY bidet for like... 10 bucks and some change.
    But will it play music and and shoot a puff of perfume at my ass? I think not.

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