View Poll Results: Which is the correct way to hang your asswipes?

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Thread: The Great Asswipe Debate

  1. #11

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammibal View Post
    B is the only appropriate answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun
    No, actually, Back is not an idiot.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.


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  2. #12

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    The real question is: why is toilet paper quality in the workplace always so poor?
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  3. #13

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archigeek View Post
    The real question is: why is toilet paper quality in the workplace always so poor?
    Because they buy that cheap 1 ply shit that you can see through from the sandpaper surplus warehouse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun
    No, actually, Back is not an idiot.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.


    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
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    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Because they buy that cheap 1 ply shit that you can see through from the sandpaper surplus warehouse.
    It was even worse on ship. The piping in the ship sucks, so you get that RV quality paper that can break up easily.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    A.

    What is wrong with you B people?

    Savages.
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    I like penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Because they buy that cheap 1 ply shit that you can see through from the sandpaper surplus warehouse.
    and it has no grip on it, you know? it's like you're just smearing the shit around your ass crack trying to wipe.

  8. #18

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    A.

    What is wrong with you B people?

    Savages.
    I'm done with you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    Methais isn't even on my level bitch.

  9. #19

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Because they buy that cheap 1 ply shit that you can see through from the sandpaper surplus warehouse.
    I don't understand this logic. At the last company I owned, we had only a few policies that were set in stone. One of which was "good toilet paper for all."

    Now I'm working for someone else again, and all I see is the wasted time of people having to wipe extra times because of shitty toilet paper that is maddeningly difficult to get off the roll without it tearing. It's like some MBA decided they were going to maximize toilet paper savings. It probably took a committee actually.
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  10. #20

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archigeek View Post
    Now I'm working for someone else again, and all I see is the wasted time of people having to wipe extra times because of shitty toilet paper that is maddeningly difficult to get off the roll without it tearing.
    How often do you watch your coworkers wiping their ass?

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