How to meet liberals and piss them off

[Wrathbringer]

You would think, right? But nah man, there's always salt to be had.

i just looked at a bug a-salt gun and was unimpressed. Appeared that the flies just flew off before the salt got there.

[Gelston]

You would think, right? But nah man, there's always salt to be had.

Yes, and you be mining it.

[Astray]

i just looked at a bug a-salt gun and was unimpressed. Appeared that the flies just flew off before the salt got there.

The plastic ones suck and if it's not a shotgun don't bother. Most of the time it's the wind pressure that gets the flies, the salt just gives it visual presence.

Yes, and you be mining it.

Via shit posting.

[Gelston]

Real men can catch them with chopsticks.

[Taernath]

i just looked at a bug a-salt gun and was unimpressed. Appeared that the flies just flew off before the salt got there.

You have to get the little laser attachment because the sights are useless.

[Methais]

Even if you managed to clear criminal liabilities, you'd probably get fucked in the civil court.

Just put up a little sign that says WARNING - RAZOR WIRE it's not like they'd read it anyway

[Gelston]

Just put up a little sign that says WARNING - RAZOR WIRE it's not like they'd read it anyway

Then they'd sue you for intentionally placing dangerous things in your yard. Those shiester lawyers can think up things. I believe they used to successfully sue people who had the "Danger: Dogs" signs because it implied that the owner knew their dog was dangerous or some shit.

[drauz]

Then they'd sue you for intentionally placing dangerous things in your yard. Those shiester lawyers can think up things. I believe they used to successfully sue people who had the "Danger: Dogs" signs because it implied that the owner knew their dog was dangerous or some shit.

It's also illegal to booby trap your property in a lot of states.

[Gelston]

It's also illegal to booby trap your property in a lot of states.

Hah, said that on the first page. It is illegal in all of the states. They were talking about trying to get around it being a booby trap. Saying it was for "animals".

The general reasoning is it endangers firemen, policemen, and other first res ponders who may have to access the property. Two cases have made it to the Supreme Court and both times, the homeowner was found liable.