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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    There seems to be a lot of fucking old people on there too. Who were all middle aged when I started playing GS.

    Fuck.
    Yeah I was a member years ago, but left because I figured the less that identifies me as a GS player the better. After pk went full stalkermode I knew it was the right choice.
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    Yeah I was a member years ago, but left because I figured the less that identifies me as a GS player the better. After pk went full stalkermode I knew it was the right choice.
    For what it's worth, pk probably doesn't know how to use Facebook.
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    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun
    No, actually, Back is not an idiot.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.


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    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    For what it's worth, pk probably doesn't know how to use Facebook.
    I'm pretty sure Mr. Cybersecurity Expert found your profile off Mah Gemstoners and googled the rest.
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    I'm pretty sure Mr. Cybersecurity Expert found your profile off Mah Gemstoners and googled the rest.
    Probably. But much like with everything else, he's really bad at google too. So bad that he found my super secret hideout in a gym class at some high school in New Orleans.

    I wonder if they ever received a subpoena.

    I heard from an anonymous source that he became a cybersecurity expert after he helped his grandma change her wifi password and she was like "I knew you'd know how to do this, you're an expert!" and he was like "Thanks grandma! Yeah! I'm an expert! A cybersecurity expert!"

    Then stole $20 out of her purse on his way out the door.
    Last edited by Methais; 01-10-2019 at 05:13 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun
    No, actually, Back is not an idiot.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.


    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Probably. But much like with everything else, he's really bad at google too. So bad that he found my super secret hideout in a gym class at some high school in New Orleans.

    I wonder if they ever received a subpoena.
    They did but it was in crayola.

    That C+ hangs from a fridge to this day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Probably. But much like with everything else, he's really bad at google too. So bad that he found my super secret hideout in a gym class at some high school in New Orleans.

    I wonder if they ever received a subpoena.

    I heard from an anonymous source that he became a cybersecurity expert after he helped his grandma change her wifi password and she was like "I knew you'd know how to do this, you're an expert!" and he was like "Thanks grandma! Yeah! I'm an expert! A cybersecurity expert!"

    Then stole $20 out of her purse and cursed her for loudly masturbating on his way out the door.
    Fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astray View Post
    They did but it was in crayola.

    That C+ hangs from a fridge to this day.
    www.twitch.tv/3piecesofbread
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun
    No, actually, Back is not an idiot.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.


    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrathbringer View Post
    Fixed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun
    No, actually, Back is not an idiot.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.


    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

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    Russia is taking Earth's magnetic core. It sounds like something a Batman villain would do. Is it a coincidence that the government shut down at exactly the same time the magnetic core started moving toward Russia? Think about it.

    But, according to the science journal Nature, something strange is going on deep down below.

    It’s causing the magnetic North Pole to “skitter” away from Canada, towards Siberia.

    “The magnetic pole is moving so quickly that it has forced the world’s geomagnetism experts into a rare move,” Nature reports.

    On January 30 (delayed due to the US Government shutdown), the World Magnetic Model — which governs modern navigation systems — is due to undergo an urgent update.

    This model is a vital component of systems ranging from geopositioning systems used to navigate ships through to smartphone trackers and maps.

    The current model was expected to be valid until 2020. But the magnetic pole began to shift so quickly that the model had to be fixed — now.

    “They realized that it was so inaccurate that it was about to exceed the acceptable (safe) limit for navigational errors,” Nature reports.

    More...

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    A ClydeR post in the facepalm thread is meta as fuck.
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    Methais isn't even on my level bitch.

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