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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Probably. But much like with everything else, he's really bad at google too. So bad that he found my super secret hideout in a gym class at some high school in New Orleans.

    I wonder if they ever received a subpoena.

    I heard from an anonymous source that he became a cybersecurity expert after he helped his grandma change her wifi password and she was like "I knew you'd know how to do this, you're an expert!" and he was like "Thanks grandma! Yeah! I'm an expert! A cybersecurity expert!"

    Then stole $20 out of her purse and cursed her for loudly masturbating on his way out the door.
    Fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astray View Post
    They did but it was in crayola.

    That C+ hangs from a fridge to this day.
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    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.



    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrathbringer View Post
    Fixed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.



    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

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    Russia is taking Earth's magnetic core. It sounds like something a Batman villain would do. Is it a coincidence that the government shut down at exactly the same time the magnetic core started moving toward Russia? Think about it.

    But, according to the science journal Nature, something strange is going on deep down below.

    It’s causing the magnetic North Pole to “skitter” away from Canada, towards Siberia.

    “The magnetic pole is moving so quickly that it has forced the world’s geomagnetism experts into a rare move,” Nature reports.

    On January 30 (delayed due to the US Government shutdown), the World Magnetic Model — which governs modern navigation systems — is due to undergo an urgent update.

    This model is a vital component of systems ranging from geopositioning systems used to navigate ships through to smartphone trackers and maps.

    The current model was expected to be valid until 2020. But the magnetic pole began to shift so quickly that the model had to be fixed — now.

    “They realized that it was so inaccurate that it was about to exceed the acceptable (safe) limit for navigational errors,” Nature reports.

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    A ClydeR post in the facepalm thread is meta as fuck.
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    Methais isn't even on my level bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClydeR View Post
    Russia is taking Earth's magnetic core. It sounds like something a Batman villain would do. Is it a coincidence that the government shut down at exactly the same time the magnetic core started moving toward Russia? Think about it.
    RETARD HALL OF FAME

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    There will be no war when guns are more regulated.
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    horrific state of conditions = the biggest election win in 40 decades
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    Well tell that to the Naval hospital that issued a birth certificate labeled Ft Lejeune ... and then typed it in.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    RETARD HALL OF FAME

    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    There will be no war when guns are more regulated.
    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    horrific state of conditions = the biggest election win in 40 decades
    Quote Originally Posted by Tsa`ah View Post
    Well tell that to the Naval hospital that issued a birth certificate labeled Ft Lejeune ... and then typed it in.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post

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    Don't AIDs me bro
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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