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    Default Official: HESS Rotations and Retirement

    The following list is tentatively going to be rotated and/or retired from the Scrip Shop after this run. This isn't a guarantee that these items may not come back in December or in 2019. It's the current plan though. Plans sometimes (usually) change.

    Everything on the weapon rack.
    Everything on the armor stand.
    Permabless with holy water flares certificate.
    Ironwright certificate.
    RotFlares certificate.
    De-fusion certificate.
    Greater Elemental certificate.
    Blink certificate.
    Bubble Flares certificate.
    Knockout Flares certificate.
    Polearm Flares certificate.
    Master Instrument certificate.
    The enruned veniom band.
    The enruned urglaes ring.
    The white ora censer.
    The silver-based sleek crystal sphere.

    I realize that's a big list, but we have plans to add some new flavor to the HESS for next time.


    Wyrom, PM
    http://forums.play.net/forums/GemSto...rena/view/9526

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    "new flavor to the HESS for next time"

    The new flavor is, ass. Rename HESS -> A.S.S. (for ass-flavor scrip shop). Somebody insert a picture from that movie within idiocracy.
    Your mind is completely fucked. It is imperative that you unfuck immediately!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilchristr View Post
    "new flavor to the HESS for next time"

    The new flavor is, ass. Rename HESS -> A.S.S. (for ass-flavor scrip shop). Somebody insert a picture from that movie within idiocracy.
    We probably won't even know who's A.S.S. it is or why we're laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aluvius View Post
    We probably won't even know who's A.S.S. it is or why we're laughing.
    You will the day before they launch it.

    #saucy4lyfe
    You slap Walkar's cheek, hard.
    He continues, "I've decided that I'm not going to let you serve community service, so don't get your hopes up. To this aim, you may either pay the fine of 50000000 silvers plus any other outstanding debts you may owe, or serve a total of 120 minutes of incarceration. You may ANSWER me either FINE or INCARCERATION as your choice. But I digress. Choose quickly, now, lest I hold you in contempt of court for wasting my time."

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