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    Default This new coraesine thing is going REALLY well

    Behold! I purvey to you many lulz:

    You bring the tips of the talons on one hand together, and a chain of green lightning erupts from their apex!

    The raw energy fades as it arcs toward its target, then magical energies ripple as the bolt strikes the Ithzir adept and vanishes!

    You feel a surge as magical energies are siphoned to you from an Ithzir adept's wards!
    You thrust with a coraesine korseke at an Ithzir adept!
    AS: +653 vs DS: +581 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +67 = +158
    ... and hit for 55 points of damage!
    Strike to abdomen punctures stomach!
    The Ithzir adept is stunned!

    ** Twisted by your attack, the Ithzir adept's warding energies realign themselves in a searing flash of lightning! **

    ... 10 points of damage!
    Heavy spark to right arm. Gonna hurt tomorrow.

    Suddenly, a whirling lash of air bursts forth from the blade and abruptly turns on you!
    ... 16 points of damage!
    Strong shot to your head messes up the brain fatally.

    <spells drop>

    It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

    You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

    ...departing in 10 mins...
    Roundtime: 8 sec.
    The Dergoatean disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.

    The translucent sphere fades from around an Ithzir adept.
    A moving silhouette quickly turns into an Ithzir champion!
    An Ithzir adept suddenly appears out of nowhere!
    Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
    The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
    An Ithzir adept rifles through your gear! Somebody call a constable!

    The Ithzir adept removes a malachite-set ora stickpin from your corpse! Smiling excitedly, the adept wears the stickpin. At least he appears to like your fashion tastes!
    Last edited by Goat; 05-13-2018 at 10:51 PM.
    me: fuck yeah got a good hit in, like 70 damage!
    <goat walks in and hits for 2100>

    alright well, fuck you too. /quit

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    rofl
    Khaladon starts to turn the crystal knob, but stops with a frightened look on his face. He begins shaking uncontrollably and flies across the room, as though by some invisible force.

    **SPLAT!!** Khaladon careens off the far wall, slides down the smooth wood panelling and collapses into a quivering heap on the floor, with only his dignity bruised.

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    That went well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimgar View Post
    6 posts in 14 years amazing. Who do you play in-game?
    Go away macgyver

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimgar View Post
    People have messaged me citing you are the resident troll. I’m sorry I’m going to have to block you.
    Go away macgyver.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Why snitch on yourself?

    Baddie.

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    Is anyone here NOT macgyver?
    me: fuck yeah got a good hit in, like 70 damage!
    <goat walks in and hits for 2100>

    alright well, fuck you too. /quit

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    I feel like there's some Malkovitch Malkovitch Malkovitch stuff happening here.
    me: fuck yeah got a good hit in, like 70 damage!
    <goat walks in and hits for 2100>

    alright well, fuck you too. /quit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goat View Post
    I feel like there's some Malkovitch Malkovitch Malkovitch stuff happening here.
    I'm not macgyver, but you probably are.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    I dont feel like working tomorrow can i be Macgyver for the day? That sounds fun I'll make it worth while and just spout out randomness all day.

    Never mind, that wouldn't make me Macgyver, that would make me more like Methais. I'll take that too if it means I don't have to go to do work.
    Last edited by Roiken; 05-14-2018 at 02:49 AM. Reason: second thought

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