Human Centipede

[Parkbandit]

Who's trying to be clever?

You are always trying. You just never succeed. Sounds like your life.

I'm just making an obvious statement.

Why do you have such deep seeded homophobia?

Tell us all about it.

[Androidpk]

It is enough evidence. You like being pegged. Methais' goatse are imitations of you!

You being super quick to deflect away from you swallowing is all the evidence I need to know you swallow.

[Parkbandit]

Listen, I know you're from one of those shit hole southern states but stop trying to hard to be ignorant.

Irony.

Dude.. remember that time you got caught stealing your ex-lover's shit.. so you took a break from here?

That literally was the only time no one thought you were posting retarded things.

[Parkbandit]

Your constant deflections? Saying sexuality has nothing to do with masculinity to make yourself feel better? Your constant posting of shirtless men?

Don't forget about getting very upset about having to listen to a female masturbate.

[Gelston]

You being super quick to deflect away from you swallowing is all the evidence I need to know you swallow.

I didn't deflect. I straight up said no.

[Androidpk]

<PB's screeching intensifies>

[Parkbandit]

<PB's screeching intensifies>

How would you know from your couch?

And by "your" couch.. I really mean someone else's that fell for your sob story and is now trying to figure out how to get you the fuck out of their life.

[Androidpk]

Is couch supposed to be slang for something? I don't even sleep on my own couch let alone someone else's.

Seriously, get some new material. We're rooting for you.

[Gelston]

Is couch supposed to be slang for something? I don't even sleep on my own couch let alone someone else's.

Seriously, get some new material. We're rooting for you.

Do you sleep on a mattress placed directly on the floor?

[Androidpk]

Do you sleep on a mattress placed directly on the floor?

My mattress is on a box spring which is on top of a frame.