I had a flare up while grilling...with nothing on the grill! The upside is I didn't burn any food, but apparently I never cleaned the pan that grease falls in to and having used for the first time a couple of grill mats my parents gave me 2 years ago, I completely destroyed them.
That is what she said about the Cowfags losing last night. I called her out on it an she blocked me.
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam