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    Quote Originally Posted by GSIV Rogue View Post
    Millennials need to get it together:

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/pers...1uY?li=BBnbfcN
    If they played GS they wouldn't have these problems...
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    I spent the last month or so building a complexity model to define our clients. I used several statistical models, including PCA, k-means clustering, decision trees, random forests, linear discriminant analysis and linear/logistic regressions. It is the pinnacle of my professional career - 20 years in the making and something I'm damn proud of. I then presented my findings to our CIO, CFO and VP of Data Science and Analytics.

    It was great, 45 minutes of presenting, awesome feedback.

    After I present, I'm meeting with my VP and he says the CIO and our pricing VP thought project was killed months ago.

    Now I'm drinking to forget it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    I spent the last month or so building a complexity model to define our clients. I used several statistical models, including PCA, k-means clustering, decision trees, random forests, linear discriminant analysis and linear/logistic regressions. It is the pinnacle of my professional career - 20 years in the making and something I'm damn proud of. I then presented my findings to our CIO, CFO and VP of Data Science and Analytics.

    It was great, 45 minutes of presenting, awesome feedback.

    After I present, I'm meeting with my VP and he says the CIO and our pricing VP thought project was killed months ago.

    Now I'm drinking to forget it.
    This sounds like the plot for a TV show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    This sounds like the plot for a TV show.
    A TV show about murderers who only target corporate higher ups who thought projects were dead that people put lots of effort into?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    The older gentleman behind her makes this video worth watching.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    The older gentleman behind her makes this video worth watching.
    He's the reason it's in this thread. Because we don't have a thread called Things That Made Random Old Guys Facepalm. Yet.

    I wanna drink beer with him.
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    I bet this was fun to explain to their wives/girlfriends...

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    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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