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    megaladung sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necro View Post
    Just never played GS3 at least their version of postcap; some old timer explain this to him, I'm tired.
    You're retarded. If that character that was 170 came back now, they'd be level 100 with 500k post cap experience. What point are you trying to make? Oh right, none. Because you've never made it anywhere near the cap in either version of GS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megaladon View Post
    really? mstrike was based on how much multiopponent combat training i had. nobody else trained in it or had as much training as i did. spell training for items was introduced because i abused call wind amulets and warden didnt like it. not to mention you can thank manuevers being put into the game because i bitched to the gms how boring it was to play a warrior. when your level 150 and can only swing a sword and tackle something the same thing you were doing at level 20 theres something wrong. mega did more for warriors than you know. i wasnt drizz who sat on his ass picking boxes and stealing from people and getting into fights. i mastered the warrior profession to the highest levels and forced change in the profession.
    Things I've broken or caused to get "fixed" in GS:

    - The "hole" in the treehouse that caused dropped items in the treehouse to land in TSC
    - The rogue room entrance in Rone Academy that required you to pick the box to access, which would relock immediately
    - I made the 2x fire lore Immolation wrecking house build a thing. Apparently it was so awesome that Estild decided to nerf the fuck out of wizards in 2015 across the board
    - I killed Andraste
    - "Exp. to next TP" on the exp screen for capped characters was my idea
    - I'm responsible for Mana Leech and Charge Item nerfs
    - I caused Simu to add common sense to how private property rent works

    And a host of other things. Guess what? Nobody cares, including myself.

    I also watched Malok beat the snot out of Drizzsdt in the Gladiator Games years ago, so your claim of being the only one to beat Drizzsdt is bullshit. Which this is probably macgyver anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megaladon View Post
    the rate i was leveling would be 200+ in months. why hate on the best? just like tom brady, a much nicer guy than me. maybe its because your on a message board. anonymous. get on the field, get in the lands. not so much. talk big on the board is about as best as you can achieve.
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    I find, if I read megaladung's posts in Jar Jar Binks voice, they are much more entertaining.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    I find, if I read megaladung's posts in Jar Jar Binks voice, they are much more entertaining.
    I'm disappointed he deleted them all before I could read them, but I'm thinking I missed some amusement here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jhynnifer View Post
    I'm disappointed he deleted them all before I could read them, but I'm thinking I missed some amusement here.
    99% chance it's not him anyway, it's just another macgyver account. I don't remember Megaladon being a giant douche at all back when he was around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megaladon View Post
    yes there were a handful of players older than me but i trained faster than anyone in the lands and would have overtaken all of you soon. you guys were in the lands for decades and got that old, i was in the lands for years and got nearly as old.
    Yea...thats chocked full of all sorts of wrong. There were many characters that leveled faster than Megaladon. Several empaths held the leveling fast record. And there were quite a few characters getting played in shifts by teams of people - not counting the scripting toons that were around that didn't get caught until they were all well over 100.

    As far as non-empaths, Malokii (the only other character that I ever played) while definitely not the fastest, still leveled at a decent rate for a solo played toon that did everything straight (1 player only - no teams/multi-access, no script XPing, no older characters taking him hunting, solo hunting only, self cast spells only, no uber equipment, etc, etc):
    7/3/01 Created
    8/11/01 Level 20 (39 days)
    11/8/01 Level 50 (138 days)
    4/22/02 Level 100 (293 days)
    7/3/02 Level 125 (1 year - average 2.92 days per level)
    9/8/02 Level 150 (1 year, 2 months, 7 days)*

    *And I took 4 vacations IRL during that time for a total of 6 weeks

    Quite decent rate for back then for a legit leveled toon. And I'm quite certain, he leveled at a much faster rate than Megaladon.

    And here's where the proof is in the pudding:
    He died a TOTAL of 7 times. I'm pretty certain that I remember seeing Megaladon dieing more than that during just 1 invasion. And, I know that Megaladon was getting outside help with outside spells.


    Quote Originally Posted by megaladon View Post
    mega was the most powerful player in the game, a claid wilding mstriking, max redux casting spelling in full plate at base hinderance. yea throw a few td spells on and nothing could touch him. i hunted veaspilons on plane 5 spelless. i broke the game.
    Yea...those whopping 12 levels you had being level 172 was the clincher over all the level 160 characters. Those 12 levels are just so awesome.

    Get real. Megaladon was not even close....even on a level for level basis the most powerful.

    As far as killing vaespilons, here's a shot:

    You gesture at a vaespilon.
    CS: +1021 - TD: +611 + CvA: +25 + d100: +95 == +530
    Warding failed!
    You blast a vaespilon for 4226 points of damage.
    The vaespilon falls to the ground motionless.
    The bright luminescence fades from around a vaespilon.
    The powerful look leaves a vaespilon.
    The deep blue glow leaves a vaespilon.
    Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.


    And Malok could have sat at a Thrak table - cast Eye Spy and gone room to room Evil Eyeing and killing everything & everyone in the game instantly without even being able to be touched.

    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    I also watched Malok beat the snot out of Drizzsdt in the Gladiator Games years ago, so your claim of being the only one to beat Drizzsdt is bullshit
    Beat him several times during the games. Here's 2 logs from the 2001 and 2002 Gladiator Games (I have others of me beating him as well):

    2001 Gladiator Games - Malok vs Drizzsdt (as recorded by Alfador):

    "ATTACK AS SOON AS YOU HEAR A MESSENGER BELLOW "*** "COMBAT IN THE
    ARENA HAS BEEN OPENED. ATTACK AT WILL!" "

    Gorde appears to slow down a bit.
    >Heathyranne taps her staff against the ground.
    A messenger scurries over to a visible position and bellows:
    *** "YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS OF MAGICKS PREPARATION BEFORE COMBAT BEGINS!"
    >Malok rubs a mithril sword earring.
    Malok seems to be in a different place than you remember.
    Malok rubs an agate studded silver band.
    Malok appears somewhat quicker.
    >Malok rubs an emerald and opal mistletoe pin.
    A brilliant luminescence surrounds Malok.
    Malok rubs a glyph-etched urglaes ring.
    Malok is surrounded by an aura of natural confidence.
    >Malok taps a pitch black anklet.
    A translucent sphere forms around Malok.
    >Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    Malok gestures.
    His body is surrounded by a dim dancing aura.
    >Drizzsdt removes a pure potion from in his black duster.
    >Drizzsdt takes a drink from his pure potion.
    Drizzsdt makes a horrible face!
    Drizzsdt stands tall and appears more confident.
    Drizzsdt put a pure potion in his doeskin jacket.
    >Mikare leans forward.
    >Drizzsdt removes a blue crystal from in his doeskin jacket.
    Drizzsdt rubs a blue crystal.
    An invisible force guides Drizzsdt.
    His crystal suddenly disintegrates!
    >Drizzsdt removes a mangled steel spoon from in his black duster.
    Drizzsdt rubs a mangled steel spoon.
    A brilliant aura surrounds Drizzsdt.
    Drizzsdt put a mangled steel spoon in his doeskin jacket.
    >Drizzsdt removes a lemon drop from in his doeskin jacket.

    Drizzsdt takes a bite of his lemon drop.
    His eyes begin to shine with an inner strength.
    >Gorde appears somehow different.
    >Drizzsdt removes a white crystal from in his doeskin jacket.
    >Drizzsdt rubs a white crystal.
    Drizzsdt looks considerably more imposing.
    His crystal suddenly disintegrates!
    >Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    Malok gestures.
    Malok suddenly looks a lot more powerful.
    Malok is surrounded by a white light.
    >Irven sits down.
    >Alex stares off into space.
    >Mikare glances at Drizzsdt.
    >Hypolyta throws her head back and howls!
    >Jezbelle says, "Dispell time"
    A messenger scurries over to a visible position and bellows:
    *** "COMBAT IN THE ARENA HAS BEEN OPENED. ATTACK AT WILL!"
    The messenger scurries off.
    >Malok waves a stained rod at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1192 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +70 == +502
    Warding failed!
    His eyes flash with a searing jolt of light!
    He is massively stunned!
    >Mikare glances at Malok.
    >Truekillr snaps his fingers.
    Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    Strands of webbing shoot forth towards Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1036 - TD: +742 + CvA: -21 + d100: +3 - +5 == +271
    Warding failed!
    Drizzsdt is firmly webbed in place.
    >Alex chuckles.
    >Karrse throws his head back and howls!
    >Ashemu applauds.
    >cherKamul says, "ick"
    Xeldria says, "Oh well."
    >Kismia winces.
    Xenosphere throws his head back and howls!
    >Exttior nods to Malok.
    I don't understand what you typed.
    >Opheleeah throws her head back and howls!
    >Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    >Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    d100 == 1 FUMBLE!

    ***** Maximum Stance in the Arena is now Neutral. *****

    >Prestius applauds.
    >cheerCryheart says, "ouch"
    >Frosk turns to Malok and cheers!
    Rozle nods.
    >Enchandri grins.
    >Karrse turns to Malok and cheers!
    >Emmarya winces.
    >Tatiyanna says, "youch"
    You let out a cheer!
    Xenosphere turns to Malok and cheers!
    >Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1135 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +82 == +457
    Warding failed!
    His right arm explodes!
    >Frosk turns to Malok and cheers!
    >Karrse lets out a cheer!
    >Hammibal exclaims, "Bleed him to death!"
    Jezbelle says, "Oh dear"
    >Frosk turns to Malok and cheers!
    >Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    >Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1135 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +75 == +450
    Warding failed!
    His left arm explodes!
    >Chumpino snickers.
    >Nickidemus throws his head back and howls!
    Emmarya says, "ouch"
    >Rozle chuckles.
    >Truekillr says, "Malok's quick."
    >Mikare says, "ewww"
    Karrse bursts out in a resounding cheer!
    >
    ***** Maximum Stance in the Arena is now Forward. *****

    >Ashemu says, "Lovely."
    Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    >Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    Nothing happens.
    >Prestius exclaims, "Implode him!"
    >Xinnawinn says, "Look at that"
    >Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1135 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +94 == +469
    Warding failed!
    His right leg explodes!
    Drizzsdt screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
    >Trixy glances over at Drizzsdt and winces.
    >Xeldria nods.
    >Nocos says, "Darn"
    >Jezbelle says, "I think Sorcerer is going to win"
    >Emmarya nods.
    >Exttior says, "Happy to donate to your house"
    Opheleeah applauds Malok.
    >Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    >Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1135 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +32 == +407
    Warding failed!
    His left leg explodes!
    >Hypolyta perspires delicately.
    >Exttior grins at Malok.
    >Karrse exclaims, "take all tha limbs!"
    >Rozle exclaims, "No limbs!"
    Enchandri taps a severed giantman leg.
    >Nocos says, "Whoo Hoo"
    >Rubrella says, "oh darn"
    >Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    >Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    d100 == 1 FUMBLE!
    Kismia begins chuckling at Prestius.
    >
    ***** Maximum Stance in the Arena is now Advance. *****

    >Joantom says, "mabbe"
    >Emmarya shudders.
    >Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1192 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +31 == +463
    Warding failed!
    Drizzsdt is suddenly engulfed in flames of pure essence!
    ... and hits for 60 points of damage!
    ... 150 points of damage!
    Left eye explodes. Sizzling pieces of brain drip from the empty socket.
    ... 90 points of damage!
    Icy blast deep freezes one perfectly good heart!
    ... 110 points of damage!
    Powerful blast reduces Drizzsdt to a smoldering pile of ash!

    * Drizzsdt was just vaporized!

    ... 55 points of damage!
    Impact removes the right hand in a spray of red mist!
    **** Malok just finished off Drizzsdt with a spell! ****
    >Enchandri put a tiny shriveled brain in her black whisp cloak.
    >Drizzsdt appears less confident.
    The guiding force leaves Drizzsdt.
    The brilliant aura fades away from Drizzsdt.
    Drizzsdt seems to lose some internal strength.
    Drizzsdt seems a bit less imposing.
    Drizzsdt is able to move again.
    The webs dissolve from around Drizzsdt.

    * Drizzsdt has fallen unconscious!

    Some assistants scurry over, and drag Drizzsdt's limp form into the Infirmary.

    >Karrse throws his head back and howls!
    >Cryheart says, "oye"
    >Xeldria says, "Ouch."
    >Xenosphere throws his head back and howls!
    >Xinnawinn applauds.
    >Ashemu applauds Malok.
    >Frosk turns to Malok and cheers!

    ******** Heathyranne declares Malok to be the winner of this round. ********



    Gladiator Games Assisted Magic Solo match of 2002:

    >Faeryfire recites:

    "START CASTING SPELLS ON YOURSELF AS SOON AS A MESSENGER BELLOWS:
    ***"YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS OF MAJICKS PREPARATION BEFORE COMBAT BEGINS.***"

    > * Zimbiy returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    Faeryfire recites:

    "ATTACK AS SOON AS YOU HEAR A MESSENGER BELLOW
    *** "COMBAT IN THE ARENA HAS BEEN OPENED. ATTACK AT WILL!"***"

    > * Desorceri Incarnatus joins the adventure.
    * Dharmaine Silentearz joins the adventure.
    * Varga returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    * Lord Zarhan Le'vard joins the adventure.
    * Turinrond just bit the dust!
    * Hunntyr D'Skyfire joins the adventure.
    Faeryfire taps her staff against the ground.
    A messenger scurries over to a visible position and bellows:
    *** "YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS OF MAGICKS PREPARATION BEFORE COMBAT BEGINS!"
    >Malok makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
    >Malok gestures.
    His body is surrounded by a dim dancing aura.
    >Drizzsdt taps a polished pewter pinky ring.
    His eyes begin to shine with an inner strength.
    >Heathyranne says, "Maybe a leg this time..."
    >Drizzsdt removes a lemon drop from in his doeskin jacket.
    >Drizzsdt takes a bite of his lemon drop.
    His eyes begin to shine with an inner strength.
    Heathyranne rubs her chin thoughtfully.
    > * Kondus returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    * Decah returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    Drizzsdt removes a glowing amethyst runestone from in his doeskin jacket.
    Malok makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
    >Malok gestures.
    A brilliant luminescence surrounds Malok.
    >Drizzsdt rubs a glowing amethyst runestone.
    Drizzsdt appears somewhat quicker.
    >Drizzsdt put a glowing amethyst runestone in his doeskin jacket.
    >Drizzsdt removes a pure potion from in his black duster.
    >Drizzsdt takes a drink from his pure potion.
    Drizzsdt makes a horrible face!
    Drizzsdt stands tall and appears more confident.
    >Malok gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
    >Malok gestures.
    Malok suddenly looks a lot more powerful.
    Malok is surrounded by a white light.
    >Drizzsdt put a pure potion in his black duster.
    > * Neyana Wrymstalkker joins the adventure.
    * Donteric Deephome joins the adventure.
    * Lazarillo returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    Drizzsdt removes a white crystal from in his doeskin jacket.
    >Drizzsdt rubs a white crystal.
    Drizzsdt looks considerably more imposing.
    His crystal suddenly disintegrates!
    >Drizzsdt removes a blue crystal from in his doeskin jacket.
    >Malok makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
    >Heathyranne exclaims, "GO PHOENIX!"
    >Malok gestures.
    Malok stands taller, as if bolstered with a sense of confidence.
    >Drizzsdt rubs a blue crystal.
    An invisible force guides Drizzsdt.
    His crystal suddenly disintegrates!
    >Belair came through the Koar arch.
    Drizzsdt removes a mangled steel spoon from in his doeskin jacket.
    >Morgiest came through the Koar arch.
    * Bunji returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    >Drizzsdt rubs a mangled steel spoon.
    A brilliant aura surrounds Drizzsdt.
    Dianatrue waves her rampant lion oriflamme around enthusiastically, whipping it back and forth through the air.
    > * Khelddar just bit the dust!
    * Cattriona Botanica joins the adventure.
    Drizzsdt put a mangled steel spoon in his doeskin jacket.
    >Drizzsdt removes a waxy leaf from in his doeskin jacket.
    >Drizzsdt takes a bite of his waxy leaf.
    Drizzsdt begins moving faster than you thought possible.
    >A messenger scurries over to a visible position and bellows:
    *** "COMBAT IN THE ARENA HAS BEEN OPENED. ATTACK AT WILL!"
    The messenger scurries off.
    >Drizzsdt put a waxy leaf in his doeskin jacket.
    >Malok waves a maoral rod at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1217 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +88 == +545
    Warding failed!
    His eyes flash with a searing jolt of light!
    He is massively stunned!
    > * Gambitt returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    Lord Yatlor went through the Koar arch.
    >Malok traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
    >Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1160 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +49 == +449
    Warding failed!
    His right arm explodes!
    >Heathyranne says, "Ouch."
    > * Tygron just bit the dust!
    * Radark Deatus joins the adventure.
    Malok traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
    Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1160 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +2 == +402
    Warding failed!
    His left arm explodes!
    Otath quietly says, "gads"

    ***** Maximum Stance in the Arena is now Neutral. *****

    * Angelhands has disconnected.
    > * Azuria Opticos joins the adventure.
    Belair chuckles.
    > * Shayithan returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    * Kerani returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    Glavanor says, "heh"
    Malok traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
    Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1160 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +62 == +462
    Warding failed!
    His left leg explodes!
    Drizzsdt screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!
    >Heathyranne picks up a severed giantman leg.
    >Malok traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
    Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1160 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +41 == +441
    Warding failed!
    His right leg explodes!
    >Lord Yatlor came through the Koar arch.
    >Malok traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
    >Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1217 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +31 == +488
    Warding failed!
    Drizzsdt is suddenly engulfed in flames of pure essence!
    ... and hits for 25 points of damage!
    ... 95 points of damage!
    Neck completely incinerated; Drizzsdt's head drops to the ground and rolls to your feet!
    ... 105 points of damage!
    Freezing blast turns facial features a stunning, but very unhealthy shade of blue.
    ... 95 points of damage!
    Powerful blast reduces Drizzsdt to a smoldering pile of ash!

    * Drizzsdt was just vaporized!

    ... 110 points of damage!
    Blow to back removes the spinal column!
    **** Malok just finished off Drizzsdt with a spell! ****
    * Radark returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    > * Lord Makaze Ta'Alar joins the adventure.

    ***** Maximum Stance in the Arena is now Forward. *****

    >Drizzsdt seems to lose some internal strength.
    Drizzsdt appears to slow down a bit.
    Drizzsdt appears less confident.
    Drizzsdt seems a bit less imposing.
    The guiding force leaves Drizzsdt.
    The brilliant aura fades away from Drizzsdt.
    Drizzsdt returns to normal speed.
    Drizzsdt is able to move again.

    * Drizzsdt has fallen unconscious!

    Some assistants scurry over, and drag Drizzsdt's limp form into the Infirmary.

    > * Mimosa Of'Loamsdown joins the adventure.
    * Greytear seasilver joins the adventure.

    ******** Faeryfire declares Malok to be the winner of this round. ********

    Total kitty: 477375.
    Darqwolf won 500000 silvers on a 500000 bet.
    Dianatrue won 500 silvers on a 500 bet.
    Glavanor won 2000 silvers on a 2000 bet.
    >Yatlor lets out a cheer!
    Darqwolf says, "dat was fast"
    >Malok smiles.
    * Kallik has disconnected.
    > * Leilyla returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    Dianatrue says, "eya"
    Faeryfire recites:

    "WINNER IS Malok !"

    Heathyranne says, "Remind me not to tick you off."
    Heathyranne nods to Malok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malok View Post
    Yea...thats chocked full of all sorts of wrong. There were many characters that leveled faster than Megaladon. Several empaths held the leveling fast record. And there were quite a few characters getting played in shifts by teams of people - not counting the scripting toons that were around that didn't get caught until they were all well over 100.

    As far as non-empaths, Malokii (the only other character that I ever played) while definitely not the fastest, still leveled at a decent rate for a solo played toon that did everything straight (1 player only - no teams/multi-access, no script XPing, no older characters taking him hunting, solo hunting only, self cast spells only, no uber equipment, etc, etc):
    7/3/01 Created
    8/11/01 Level 20 (39 days)
    11/8/01 Level 50 (138 days)
    4/22/02 Level 100 (293 days)
    7/3/02 Level 125 (1 year - average 2.92 days per level)
    9/8/02 Level 150 (1 year, 2 months, 7 days)*

    *And I took 4 vacations IRL during that time for a total of 6 weeks

    Quite decent rate for back then for a legit leveled toon. And I'm quite certain, he leveled at a much faster rate than Megaladon.

    And here's where the proof is in the pudding:
    He died a TOTAL of 7 times. I'm pretty certain that I remember seeing Megaladon dieing more than that during just 1 invasion. And, I know that Megaladon was getting outside help with outside spells.




    Yea...those whopping 12 levels you had being level 172 was the clincher over all the level 160 characters. Those 12 levels are just so awesome.

    Get real. Megaladon was not even close....even on a level for level basis the most powerful.

    As far as killing vaespilons, here's a shot:

    You gesture at a vaespilon.
    CS: +1021 - TD: +611 + CvA: +25 + d100: +95 == +530
    Warding failed!
    You blast a vaespilon for 4226 points of damage.
    The vaespilon falls to the ground motionless.
    The bright luminescence fades from around a vaespilon.
    The powerful look leaves a vaespilon.
    The deep blue glow leaves a vaespilon.
    Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.


    And Malok could have sat at a Thrak table - cast Eye Spy and gone room to room Evil Eyeing and killing everything & everyone in the game instantly without even being able to be touched.



    Beat him several times during the games. Here's 2 logs from the 2001 and 2002 Gladiator Games (I have others of me beating him as well):

    2001 Gladiator Games - Malok vs Drizzsdt (as recorded by Alfador):

    "ATTACK AS SOON AS YOU HEAR A MESSENGER BELLOW "*** "COMBAT IN THE
    ARENA HAS BEEN OPENED. ATTACK AT WILL!" "

    Gorde appears to slow down a bit.
    >Heathyranne taps her staff against the ground.
    A messenger scurries over to a visible position and bellows:
    *** "YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS OF MAGICKS PREPARATION BEFORE COMBAT BEGINS!"
    >Malok rubs a mithril sword earring.
    Malok seems to be in a different place than you remember.
    Malok rubs an agate studded silver band.
    Malok appears somewhat quicker.
    >Malok rubs an emerald and opal mistletoe pin.
    A brilliant luminescence surrounds Malok.
    Malok rubs a glyph-etched urglaes ring.
    Malok is surrounded by an aura of natural confidence.
    >Malok taps a pitch black anklet.
    A translucent sphere forms around Malok.
    >Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    Malok gestures.
    His body is surrounded by a dim dancing aura.
    >Drizzsdt removes a pure potion from in his black duster.
    >Drizzsdt takes a drink from his pure potion.
    Drizzsdt makes a horrible face!
    Drizzsdt stands tall and appears more confident.
    Drizzsdt put a pure potion in his doeskin jacket.
    >Mikare leans forward.
    >Drizzsdt removes a blue crystal from in his doeskin jacket.
    Drizzsdt rubs a blue crystal.
    An invisible force guides Drizzsdt.
    His crystal suddenly disintegrates!
    >Drizzsdt removes a mangled steel spoon from in his black duster.
    Drizzsdt rubs a mangled steel spoon.
    A brilliant aura surrounds Drizzsdt.
    Drizzsdt put a mangled steel spoon in his doeskin jacket.
    >Drizzsdt removes a lemon drop from in his doeskin jacket.

    Drizzsdt takes a bite of his lemon drop.
    His eyes begin to shine with an inner strength.
    >Gorde appears somehow different.
    >Drizzsdt removes a white crystal from in his doeskin jacket.
    >Drizzsdt rubs a white crystal.
    Drizzsdt looks considerably more imposing.
    His crystal suddenly disintegrates!
    >Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    Malok gestures.
    Malok suddenly looks a lot more powerful.
    Malok is surrounded by a white light.
    >Irven sits down.
    >Alex stares off into space.
    >Mikare glances at Drizzsdt.
    >Hypolyta throws her head back and howls!
    >Jezbelle says, "Dispell time"
    A messenger scurries over to a visible position and bellows:
    *** "COMBAT IN THE ARENA HAS BEEN OPENED. ATTACK AT WILL!"
    The messenger scurries off.
    >Malok waves a stained rod at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1192 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +70 == +502
    Warding failed!
    His eyes flash with a searing jolt of light!
    He is massively stunned!
    >Mikare glances at Malok.
    >Truekillr snaps his fingers.
    Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    Strands of webbing shoot forth towards Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1036 - TD: +742 + CvA: -21 + d100: +3 - +5 == +271
    Warding failed!
    Drizzsdt is firmly webbed in place.
    >Alex chuckles.
    >Karrse throws his head back and howls!
    >Ashemu applauds.
    >cherKamul says, "ick"
    Xeldria says, "Oh well."
    >Kismia winces.
    Xenosphere throws his head back and howls!
    >Exttior nods to Malok.
    I don't understand what you typed.
    >Opheleeah throws her head back and howls!
    >Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    >Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    d100 == 1 FUMBLE!

    ***** Maximum Stance in the Arena is now Neutral. *****

    >Prestius applauds.
    >cheerCryheart says, "ouch"
    >Frosk turns to Malok and cheers!
    Rozle nods.
    >Enchandri grins.
    >Karrse turns to Malok and cheers!
    >Emmarya winces.
    >Tatiyanna says, "youch"
    You let out a cheer!
    Xenosphere turns to Malok and cheers!
    >Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1135 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +82 == +457
    Warding failed!
    His right arm explodes!
    >Frosk turns to Malok and cheers!
    >Karrse lets out a cheer!
    >Hammibal exclaims, "Bleed him to death!"
    Jezbelle says, "Oh dear"
    >Frosk turns to Malok and cheers!
    >Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    >Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1135 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +75 == +450
    Warding failed!
    His left arm explodes!
    >Chumpino snickers.
    >Nickidemus throws his head back and howls!
    Emmarya says, "ouch"
    >Rozle chuckles.
    >Truekillr says, "Malok's quick."
    >Mikare says, "ewww"
    Karrse bursts out in a resounding cheer!
    >
    ***** Maximum Stance in the Arena is now Forward. *****

    >Ashemu says, "Lovely."
    Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    >Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    Nothing happens.
    >Prestius exclaims, "Implode him!"
    >Xinnawinn says, "Look at that"
    >Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1135 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +94 == +469
    Warding failed!
    His right leg explodes!
    Drizzsdt screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
    >Trixy glances over at Drizzsdt and winces.
    >Xeldria nods.
    >Nocos says, "Darn"
    >Jezbelle says, "I think Sorcerer is going to win"
    >Emmarya nods.
    >Exttior says, "Happy to donate to your house"
    Opheleeah applauds Malok.
    >Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    >Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1135 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +32 == +407
    Warding failed!
    His left leg explodes!
    >Hypolyta perspires delicately.
    >Exttior grins at Malok.
    >Karrse exclaims, "take all tha limbs!"
    >Rozle exclaims, "No limbs!"
    Enchandri taps a severed giantman leg.
    >Nocos says, "Whoo Hoo"
    >Rubrella says, "oh darn"
    >Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    >Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    d100 == 1 FUMBLE!
    Kismia begins chuckling at Prestius.
    >
    ***** Maximum Stance in the Arena is now Advance. *****

    >Joantom says, "mabbe"
    >Emmarya shudders.
    >Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
    Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1192 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +31 == +463
    Warding failed!
    Drizzsdt is suddenly engulfed in flames of pure essence!
    ... and hits for 60 points of damage!
    ... 150 points of damage!
    Left eye explodes. Sizzling pieces of brain drip from the empty socket.
    ... 90 points of damage!
    Icy blast deep freezes one perfectly good heart!
    ... 110 points of damage!
    Powerful blast reduces Drizzsdt to a smoldering pile of ash!

    * Drizzsdt was just vaporized!

    ... 55 points of damage!
    Impact removes the right hand in a spray of red mist!
    **** Malok just finished off Drizzsdt with a spell! ****
    >Enchandri put a tiny shriveled brain in her black whisp cloak.
    >Drizzsdt appears less confident.
    The guiding force leaves Drizzsdt.
    The brilliant aura fades away from Drizzsdt.
    Drizzsdt seems to lose some internal strength.
    Drizzsdt seems a bit less imposing.
    Drizzsdt is able to move again.
    The webs dissolve from around Drizzsdt.

    * Drizzsdt has fallen unconscious!

    Some assistants scurry over, and drag Drizzsdt's limp form into the Infirmary.

    >Karrse throws his head back and howls!
    >Cryheart says, "oye"
    >Xeldria says, "Ouch."
    >Xenosphere throws his head back and howls!
    >Xinnawinn applauds.
    >Ashemu applauds Malok.
    >Frosk turns to Malok and cheers!

    ******** Heathyranne declares Malok to be the winner of this round. ********



    Gladiator Games Assisted Magic Solo match of 2002:

    >Faeryfire recites:

    "START CASTING SPELLS ON YOURSELF AS SOON AS A MESSENGER BELLOWS:
    ***"YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS OF MAJICKS PREPARATION BEFORE COMBAT BEGINS.***"

    > * Zimbiy returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    Faeryfire recites:

    "ATTACK AS SOON AS YOU HEAR A MESSENGER BELLOW
    *** "COMBAT IN THE ARENA HAS BEEN OPENED. ATTACK AT WILL!"***"

    > * Desorceri Incarnatus joins the adventure.
    * Dharmaine Silentearz joins the adventure.
    * Varga returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    * Lord Zarhan Le'vard joins the adventure.
    * Turinrond just bit the dust!
    * Hunntyr D'Skyfire joins the adventure.
    Faeryfire taps her staff against the ground.
    A messenger scurries over to a visible position and bellows:
    *** "YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS OF MAGICKS PREPARATION BEFORE COMBAT BEGINS!"
    >Malok makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
    >Malok gestures.
    His body is surrounded by a dim dancing aura.
    >Drizzsdt taps a polished pewter pinky ring.
    His eyes begin to shine with an inner strength.
    >Heathyranne says, "Maybe a leg this time..."
    >Drizzsdt removes a lemon drop from in his doeskin jacket.
    >Drizzsdt takes a bite of his lemon drop.
    His eyes begin to shine with an inner strength.
    Heathyranne rubs her chin thoughtfully.
    > * Kondus returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    * Decah returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    Drizzsdt removes a glowing amethyst runestone from in his doeskin jacket.
    Malok makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
    >Malok gestures.
    A brilliant luminescence surrounds Malok.
    >Drizzsdt rubs a glowing amethyst runestone.
    Drizzsdt appears somewhat quicker.
    >Drizzsdt put a glowing amethyst runestone in his doeskin jacket.
    >Drizzsdt removes a pure potion from in his black duster.
    >Drizzsdt takes a drink from his pure potion.
    Drizzsdt makes a horrible face!
    Drizzsdt stands tall and appears more confident.
    >Malok gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
    >Malok gestures.
    Malok suddenly looks a lot more powerful.
    Malok is surrounded by a white light.
    >Drizzsdt put a pure potion in his black duster.
    > * Neyana Wrymstalkker joins the adventure.
    * Donteric Deephome joins the adventure.
    * Lazarillo returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    Drizzsdt removes a white crystal from in his doeskin jacket.
    >Drizzsdt rubs a white crystal.
    Drizzsdt looks considerably more imposing.
    His crystal suddenly disintegrates!
    >Drizzsdt removes a blue crystal from in his doeskin jacket.
    >Malok makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
    >Heathyranne exclaims, "GO PHOENIX!"
    >Malok gestures.
    Malok stands taller, as if bolstered with a sense of confidence.
    >Drizzsdt rubs a blue crystal.
    An invisible force guides Drizzsdt.
    His crystal suddenly disintegrates!
    >Belair came through the Koar arch.
    Drizzsdt removes a mangled steel spoon from in his doeskin jacket.
    >Morgiest came through the Koar arch.
    * Bunji returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    >Drizzsdt rubs a mangled steel spoon.
    A brilliant aura surrounds Drizzsdt.
    Dianatrue waves her rampant lion oriflamme around enthusiastically, whipping it back and forth through the air.
    > * Khelddar just bit the dust!
    * Cattriona Botanica joins the adventure.
    Drizzsdt put a mangled steel spoon in his doeskin jacket.
    >Drizzsdt removes a waxy leaf from in his doeskin jacket.
    >Drizzsdt takes a bite of his waxy leaf.
    Drizzsdt begins moving faster than you thought possible.
    >A messenger scurries over to a visible position and bellows:
    *** "COMBAT IN THE ARENA HAS BEEN OPENED. ATTACK AT WILL!"
    The messenger scurries off.
    >Drizzsdt put a waxy leaf in his doeskin jacket.
    >Malok waves a maoral rod at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1217 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +88 == +545
    Warding failed!
    His eyes flash with a searing jolt of light!
    He is massively stunned!
    > * Gambitt returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    Lord Yatlor went through the Koar arch.
    >Malok traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
    >Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1160 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +49 == +449
    Warding failed!
    His right arm explodes!
    >Heathyranne says, "Ouch."
    > * Tygron just bit the dust!
    * Radark Deatus joins the adventure.
    Malok traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
    Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1160 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +2 == +402
    Warding failed!
    His left arm explodes!
    Otath quietly says, "gads"

    ***** Maximum Stance in the Arena is now Neutral. *****

    * Angelhands has disconnected.
    > * Azuria Opticos joins the adventure.
    Belair chuckles.
    > * Shayithan returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    * Kerani returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    Glavanor says, "heh"
    Malok traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
    Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1160 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +62 == +462
    Warding failed!
    His left leg explodes!
    Drizzsdt screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!
    >Heathyranne picks up a severed giantman leg.
    >Malok traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
    Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1160 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +41 == +441
    Warding failed!
    His right leg explodes!
    >Lord Yatlor came through the Koar arch.
    >Malok traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
    >Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
    CS: +1217 - TD: +739 + CvA: -21 + d100: +31 == +488
    Warding failed!
    Drizzsdt is suddenly engulfed in flames of pure essence!
    ... and hits for 25 points of damage!
    ... 95 points of damage!
    Neck completely incinerated; Drizzsdt's head drops to the ground and rolls to your feet!
    ... 105 points of damage!
    Freezing blast turns facial features a stunning, but very unhealthy shade of blue.
    ... 95 points of damage!
    Powerful blast reduces Drizzsdt to a smoldering pile of ash!

    * Drizzsdt was just vaporized!

    ... 110 points of damage!
    Blow to back removes the spinal column!
    **** Malok just finished off Drizzsdt with a spell! ****
    * Radark returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    > * Lord Makaze Ta'Alar joins the adventure.

    ***** Maximum Stance in the Arena is now Forward. *****

    >Drizzsdt seems to lose some internal strength.
    Drizzsdt appears to slow down a bit.
    Drizzsdt appears less confident.
    Drizzsdt seems a bit less imposing.
    The guiding force leaves Drizzsdt.
    The brilliant aura fades away from Drizzsdt.
    Drizzsdt returns to normal speed.
    Drizzsdt is able to move again.

    * Drizzsdt has fallen unconscious!

    Some assistants scurry over, and drag Drizzsdt's limp form into the Infirmary.

    > * Mimosa Of'Loamsdown joins the adventure.
    * Greytear seasilver joins the adventure.

    ******** Faeryfire declares Malok to be the winner of this round. ********

    Total kitty: 477375.
    Darqwolf won 500000 silvers on a 500000 bet.
    Dianatrue won 500 silvers on a 500 bet.
    Glavanor won 2000 silvers on a 2000 bet.
    >Yatlor lets out a cheer!
    Darqwolf says, "dat was fast"
    >Malok smiles.
    * Kallik has disconnected.
    > * Leilyla returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
    Dianatrue says, "eya"
    Faeryfire recites:

    "WINNER IS Malok !"

    Heathyranne says, "Remind me not to tick you off."
    Heathyranne nods to Malok.
    Pretty sure that's the one I remember. I just remember it went stun -> blow off all 4 limbs -> pwnage

    I bet Megaladon's never murdered a GM before either...

    You gesture at Andraste.
    You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at Andraste!
    AS: +368 vs DS: +153 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +31 = +285
    ... and hit for 177 points of damage!
    Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left leg into another universe. Happy traveling.
    Andraste screams and falls to the ground grasping her mangled left leg!
    She is stunned!
    Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.


    >You gesture at Andraste.
    You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at Andraste!
    AS: +368 vs DS: +103 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +98 = +402
    ... and hit for 286 points of damage!
    Massive electrical bolt burns a hole through the back and kidneys.
    Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
    **** Methais just finished off Andraste with a spell! ****
    >
    The brilliant luminescence fades from around Andraste.

    * Andraste has fallen unconscious!

    Some assistants scurry over, and drag Andraste's limp form into the Infirmary.


    Still not convinced this is megaladon and not macguyver though.
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