Trump to End Sexual Harassment

[ClydeR]

With all the sexual harassment problems being reported in the news these days, it's incumbent on the government to do something to address the problem. The Trump administration is on it!

Energy Secretary Rick Perry suggested Thursday that expanding the use of fossil fuels could help prevent sexual assault.

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If fossil fuels can help, imagine what nuclear fuels can do.

The Trump administration is targeting for review a uranium mining ban that former President Barack Obama instituted in the watershed of the Grand Canyon.

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[Androidpk]

Classic Rick Perry.

[Shaps]

Makes sense though right? More fossil fuels used.... means more fossil fuels needing to be extracted... means more men working those jobs (typically women do not work in those fields % based).... meaning fewer men per hour around women.... resulting in less hours per male/female interaction greatly reducing opportunities for sexual harassment.

Some simple math:

5 jobs added mining coal. 5 men work 10 hours a day mining coal at a site where no women are present. This totals 50 hours daily of reduced sexual harassment. Over 7 days would total 350 hours. Which over a year would total 127,750 total hours. 127,750 hours divided by 24hrs/day equals 53 days. 53 days divided by 5 people working = approximately 1 job = 10 days.

Consider it!!! Economic growth and job creation in the fossil fuel industry... 1 job created reduces opportunities of sexual harassment by 10 days!! Fucking science and math is on Rick Perry's side!

P.S. I didn't read the article btw so no fucking clue what was said about this.