Quote Originally Posted by Fallen View Post
Alright. Submit your nastiest bedrolls here and I'll figure it out.
A massive troll king claws at you!
AS: +512 vs DS: +371 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +32 = +210
... and hits for 24 points of damage!
Awkward slash to your stomach!
Everyone needs another belly button.
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From the recently departed Onquer Conquerer