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Thread: T5 Win: +25 5x Robes with Slash Protection

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    Default T5 Win: +25 5x Robes with Slash Protection

    a soft blue woven linen kaftan 200k to Char SOLD!



    Bidding will go Once - Twice - Sold.

    It has a bonus of +25 from a normal kaftan.
    You determine that it is moderately resistant to slashing attacks and slightly vulnerable to crushing attacks.
    Weighs 8 pounds.

    Analyze
    You analyze your woven linen kaftan and sense that the item is free from merchant alteration restrictions.

    You might be able to have a talented merchant lighten the woven linen kaftan for you.

    Inspect
    Your careful inspection of a soft blue woven linen kaftan allows you to conclude that it is cloth armor that covers the torso only.

    You determine that you could wear the kaftan around your chest. The kaftan appears to serve some purpose.

    It looks like this item has been mainly crafted out of cloth.

    What the fuck is a kaftan?

    It's a motherfucking KITE DRESS!
    Last edited by Maylan; 10-14-2017 at 07:04 PM.

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    That's a t5 huh? Sorry about your luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrathbringer View Post
    That's a t5 huh? Sorry about your luck.
    You got something against flying squirrels, mister??? Don't mock the kaftan, you will hurt its feelings.

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    https://www.thecut.com/2014/05/how-t...or-summer.html

    ...sorry, I have nothing to contribute but my love of caftans

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    Quote Originally Posted by superb_owl View Post
    https://www.thecut.com/2014/05/how-t...or-summer.html

    ...sorry, I have nothing to contribute but my love of caftans
    From your link:

    "1. Select a caftan of your chosen gauge and length. Stroke its gauzy fabric and whisper into its folds.

    2. Let your flesh settle into the crevices of your comfortable, comfortable caftan.

    3. Crumbs? Let them fall where they may, swaddled in your caftan.

    4. Throw out your razor.

    5. Throw out your bra.

    6. Throw out the aloe vera lotion you bought last summer. You will not be getting sunburned this summer.

    7. Release your inhibitions. Feel the rain on your skin."

    Wooooooooooooooooooooooow now I want a kaftan.

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    Now, photoshop your Kaftan onto your electrified cat.

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    Reduced MB, bump bumping. You know you want a kaftan. It's the perfect shopping attire.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrathbringer View Post
    That's a t5 huh? Sorry about your luck.
    I have a fat caster who would love this---freedom of movement! Seriously, I'll go the min bid!
    Last edited by Char; 10-13-2017 at 09:49 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Char View Post
    I have a fat caster who would love this---freedom of movement! 500K
    Don't you toy with me! Look away as I cry into the plentiful folds of my kaftan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maylan View Post
    Don't you toy with me! Look away as I cry into the plentiful folds of my kaftan.
    not bein anything about you---just my poor caster finds those light leathers a bit, um, restrictive! I think she'll love a bit more room!

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