Ezekiel Elliot suspended for 6 games. Always next year!
Ezekiel Elliot suspended for 6 games. Always next year!
hell with the cowboys poor fantasy players
Khaladon starts to turn the crystal knob, but stops with a frightened look on his face. He begins shaking uncontrollably and flies across the room, as though by some invisible force.
**SPLAT!!** Khaladon careens off the far wall, slides down the smooth wood panelling and collapses into a quivering heap on the floor, with only his dignity bruised.
Poor Cowboys?! Fuck them. He'll be back after six games if the suspension is upheld. My 'Phins have already lost two starters (QB and what was likely going to be their MLB) for the year to ACL injuries.