Russia Investigation Heating Up

[Stumplicker]

The "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" speech was in 1998. He was impeached in December 1998.

Well if it had been done to a soundtrack of Quit Playing Games With My Heart on repeat I'd have remembered that.

Anyway, I was in the right decade at least, so it counts.

[Gelston]

Well if it had been done to a soundtrack of Quit Playing Games With My Heart on repeat I'd have remembered that.

Anyway, I was in the right decade at least, so it counts.

No, it doesn't count. You are wrong and you should feel bad.

[Stumplicker]

No, it doesn't count. You are wrong and you should feel bad.

I do feel bad. Someday I wanna be president so interns will blow me. Those are independent statements. I just felt it was important to note.

[Stumplicker]

I take everything back! I don't feel bad and I was right after all! Gennifer Flowers was 1992 (During Clinton's presidential run)! Retroactively and accidentally correct is the best kind of correct!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gennifer_Flowers

....crap, it was Lewinsky with the dress after all.

This is why nobody should ever google anything.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Mueller said they couldn't exonerate Trump on obstruction.

Probably because he tried too, and no one did what he asked.

[Parkbandit]

Also, 14 cases referred for criminality, 12 which are still ongoing. Mueller also made the case for prosecuting Trumo Trump when he's out of office.

Androidpk2019: I will accept the results of the Mueller report

Barr releases summary

Androidpk2019: I will accept the results of the Mueller report when it's released

Barr releases Mueller report (which says the same thing as his summary)

Androidpk2019: I will accept the results of the Mueller report when it's FULLY released (knowing it will never be fully unredacted..)

Shocking. Really.

Everyone really thought you would be a stand up guy.

Really.

[Tgo01]

Androidpk now going for the "He only got away because he's president! He'll be in prison as soon as he's out of office!" argument now?

I swear, literally every time I think "No way Androidpk can sink any lower than this" he somehow manages to surprise me. How is that even possible? How does someone somehow earn less respect when their respect level was already in the negative to begin with? It's like one of those paradoxes where it turns out you are somehow your own grandfather.

[Ashlander]

It's like one of those paradoxes where it turns out you are somehow your own grandfather.

Don't give him any ideas.

[Tgo01]

Don't give him any ideas.

I'm just wondering how he got someone pregnant to begin with. He must have been crying the whole time what with her making noises during sex. Or he was wearing noise canceling headphones the entire time.

[Ashlander]

I'm just wondering how he got someone pregnant to begin with. He must have been crying the whole time what with her making noises during sex. Or he was wearing noise canceling headphones the entire time.

No noise made if she's unconscious.