Russia Investigation Heating Up

[Astray]

We'd laugh about that time you posted your trip with bars, talk about your favorite shart reps, discuss what jobs you're working on and how retarded two people here are. Sounds like a solid dinner. Steak is fine. No sirloin tho. I don't eat ass.

There are better cuts of meat but Sirloin is legit.

Oh man, I'd bring some shrooms. That'd be great. Dinner back on.

[Wrathbringer]

Oh man, I'd bring some shrooms.

[Astray]

I thought I was missing my eye one time on shrooms. My argument was that I couldn't see my eye outside of my own reflection so it was missing. After about an hour of LOOKING for it, I was convinced I had to wear an eyepatch for the rest of my life.

I woke up in my friends dog kennel with a very concerned dog staring inside at me.

[Methais]

Never!

What if we guess them?

I’m guessing some combination of cwolff, t4f, pk the stalker, Back, and Ashliana.

Because they’re the biggest retards here and are all insufferable cunts. Back might be tolerable but he said once that he’d punch me in the dick within the first 10 minutes of meeting, which means I’d have to give him a Rock Bottom through the Spanish announce table that will be there for no explainable reason, followed by a People’s Elbow, and that would be an annoying distraction from getting hammered enough to be able to deal with the other retard’s retardedness.

I thought I was missing my eye one time on shrooms. My argument was that I couldn't see my eye outside of my own reflection so it was missing. After about an hour of LOOKING for it, I was convinced I had to wear an eyepatch for the rest of my life.

I woke up in my friends dog kennel with a very concerned dog staring inside at me.

[Wrathbringer]

I thought I was missing my eye one time on shrooms. My argument was that I couldn't see my eye outside of my own reflection so it was missing. After about an hour of LOOKING for it, I was convinced I had to wear an eyepatch for the rest of my life.

I woke up in my friends dog kennel with a very concerned dog staring inside at me.

lol'd

[Astray]

What if we guess them?

I’m guessing some combination of cwolff, t4f, pk the stalker, Back, and Ashliana.

Because they’re the biggest retards here.

I'll tell you over dinner, how's that? I have a bunch of fucking stories but whenever I share one, I feel like a drug addict.

[Methais]

I'll tell you over dinner, how's that? I have a bunch of fucking stories but whenever I share one, I feel like a drug addict.

I am currently eating dinner. PM me before I finish while there’s still time.

[Astray]

I am currently eating dinner. PM me before I finish while there’s still time.

You can't fool me!

[Methais]

You can't fool me!

I can prove it!

This is live footage:

[Wrathbringer]

I'll tell you over dinner, how's that? I have a bunch of fucking stories but whenever I share one, I feel like a drug addict.

lol don't worry about it. Just tell the stories.

eta: I smoke at least 9 joints a day.