Things that made you frown today (Political Version)

[Methais]

The gender dysphoria and insistence upon retarded pronouns should also be a dead giveaway. Why does simu always seem to choose the most retarded douchebags to be gms?

It's because 99% of Simu are retarded douchebags who sniff each others' assholes all day.

I can see the GS list of updates after 1 year of time4fun being a GM:

-You can now choose from over 78 different genders when creating your character.
-No more classes in GS because players felt they were somehow "different" than others.
-All mention of slavery has been removed from the history of Elanthia.
-Dark Elves are no longer discriminated against in the Nations for obvious reasons. (Hey this reminds me of a thread for the best threads of all time thread, remember that one guy who legit got angry because a GM was doing a merchant event in an area where Dark Elves weren't allowed because it happened on Martin Luther King Jr's birthday?)
-There is now an 80% tax on the top silver earners in the game. This silver will be given to the poor in Shanty Town.

This is correct.

The game will also let you choose from 872 pronouns, and failure to refer to any character by their preferred pronoun will get you banned.

Once she's been around for a while and has some pull, all new hire GMs will be required to attend sensitivity training and one of the requirements for their GM application will be to write up a storyline that's centered around white privilege being a plague on Elanthia, and a white person will only get hired as GM once at least 10 minorities have been hired as GMs first.

Expect a new PC handle to show up called time4caramia any day now.

Given who they’ve “employed” in the past.. she would be welcomed into the GM family.

This. There have been some real pieces of shit over the years that were hired as GMs and typically ran off a bunch of players over their stupid bullshit complexes.

[Methais]

Itzel GMA
Ivry GMA
Meraki GMA
Naijin GMA
Rhameis GMA
Serannyse GMA
Ubiq GMA
Xeraphina GMA

One of those.

I'm pretty sure Itzel was a GM prior, even an SGM, so I'm not sure why she'd be redoing training as a GMA... Unless they used her name again which would be odd. Maybe that is T4F, would explain why her account on PC is relatively new, but she has definitely been playing the game a while. I know Itzel did have a graduate degree, but I think she said it was history related or something.

Pretty sure Itzel, unless I'm confusing her with someone else, got fired last time she was a GM like 10 years ago for blatant favortism and all around piece of shittery.

Simu has high standards, guys.

[Gelston]

Pretty sure Itzel, unless I'm confusing her with someone else, got fired last time she was a GM like 10 years ago for blatant favortism and all around piece of shittery.

Simu has high standards, guys.

If she got rehired, I wonder if I can too.

loooooooooooooool nothx.

[Methais]

I mean, she stopped posting on here about a month ago, this is about accurate for how long their training would be until their GM names were revealed.

True, but time4fun always bails when the left sticks its foot in its mouth and has another round of hopes and dreams shattered, i.e. Mueller report having nothing. Wasn't that around this time too?

I haven't seen her on LNet talking about her dildo collection in about that same time too. Maybe she checked herself into a mental hospital after the Mueller report wrecked her hopes and dreams.

No, that would probably require some self awareness.

I wonder what her special entrance/exit GM messaging would be like. Probably something involving tampons falling from the sky, specified as being tampons intended only for men on their periods.

[Gelston]

True, but time4fun always bails when the left sticks its foot in its mouth and has another round of hopes and dreams shattered, i.e. Mueller report having nothing. Wasn't that around this time too?

I haven't seen her on LNet talking about her dildo collection in about that same time too. Maybe she checked herself into a mental hospital after the Mueller report wrecked her hopes and dreams.

No, that would probably require some self awareness.

I wonder what her special entrance/exit GM messaging would be like. Probably something involving tampons falling from the sky, specified as being tampons intended only for men on their periods.

Not being on LNet makes it even more likely though. GMs are allowed to use LNet, but most completely stop using chat functionality when hired.

[Taernath]

True, but time4fun always bails when the left sticks its foot in its mouth and has another round of hopes and dreams shattered, i.e. Mueller report having nothing. Wasn't that around this time too?

I haven't seen her on LNet talking about her dildo collection in about that same time too. Maybe she checked herself into a mental hospital after the Mueller report wrecked her hopes and dreams.

No, that would probably require some self awareness.

She could also have pulled a THROGG and gotten banned from her library's wifi.

Regardless, she's the type of person who, like Andraste, can't stay away. One day the winds will whisper 'rofl honey' and she'll be there, either replying to a political thread, offering up unasked-for anecdotes about her personal life on lnet, or answering an assist in the most heavy-handed way possible.

Here's a thread to tide you over:
http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthrea...touch-of-Zelia

[Methais]

She could also have pulled a THROGG and gotten banned from her library's wifi.

I require more details about this.

[Taernath]

I require more details about this.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthrea...4-Throgg-Posts

[Parkbandit]

True, but time4fun always bails when the left sticks its foot in its mouth and has another round of hopes and dreams shattered, i.e. Mueller report having nothing. Wasn't that around this time too?

I haven't seen her on LNet talking about her dildo collection in about that same time too. Maybe she checked herself into a mental hospital after the Mueller report wrecked her hopes and dreams.

No, that would probably require some self awareness.

I wonder what her special entrance/exit GM messaging would be like. Probably something involving tampons falling from the sky, specified as being tampons intended only for men on their periods.

She's probably running from ICE because her half brother is gay, black, has asthma and is illegal.

Also, if you even question her on LGBTQRST rights, racism, healthcare or immigration, she will bury you in facts because she is the expert on all that from her 1 brother.

[Parkbandit]

She could also have pulled a THROGG and gotten banned from her library's wifi.

Regardless, she's the type of person who, like Andraste, can't stay away. One day the winds will whisper 'rofl honey' and she'll be there, either replying to a political thread, offering up unasked-for anecdotes about her personal life on lnet, or answering an assist in the most heavy-handed way possible.

Here's a thread to tide you over:
http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthrea...touch-of-Zelia

Jesus.. I had no idea she was around back then as Vishra here.