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    Default National Enquirer buys CNN

    According to The Onion the National Enquirer has secretly owned CNN for years.

    Fake News is their domain!

    Or maybe CNN just retracted their story and fired a bunch of people.

    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/0...s-story-239988
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    In addition to the story’s retraction, three CNN employees, including a Pulitzer Prize-winner, resigned from the company.

    rofl. Them pulitzers though.
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    I can't wait for time4fun to explain to us how this is bad for republicans and how only an idiot could see it as otherwise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    I can't wait for time4fun to explain to us how this is bad for republicans and how only an idiot could see it as otherwise.
    She hasn't been posting in a while. I think you guys chased her off. Who will take up the banner now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hello View Post
    She hasn't been posting in a while. I think you guys chased her off. Who will take up the banner now?
    At least she'll be glad to know somebody noticed she was gone this time I guess.
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    Stupid CNN. They're still living in the 1990s. Today when you make a mistake, the last thing you should ever do is admit it. Instead, you forcefully and indignantly defend your false statement until everybody thinks it's true. That's what winners do.

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    You guys know what the Onion is, right? I can't tell from the replies.
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    I ain't tired of winning yet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mogonis View Post
    You guys know what the Onion is, right? I can't tell from the replies.
    The title of this thread is a joke. The linked story in the first post is not a joke, it happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mogonis View Post
    You guys know what the Onion is, right? I can't tell from the replies.
    OMG shut up. Stop with the snobbery.

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