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[Parkbandit]

I chose the @$#$ is wrong with you option. Because who gives a shit as long as you can open the good damn bottle!

Side note: I hope it's a decent beer and not some shitty Poland spring or Mexican coke.

No way it's beer.

I'm guessing:

[tacos]

[RichardCranium]

if you smoke just use a lighter

He smokes the reefer.

[rolfard]

Tacocat backwards is tacocat

[Methais]

I thought most wine coolers were twist tops.

[Latrinsorm]

Clearly the answer is to boil your keys for three minutes before using them to open the bottle.

I considered that (albeit with rubbing alcohol because that's how I clean my keys) but it seemed excessive. Another community to whom I posed this question brought up a good alternative: use a spare key. I'm probably gonna go with that in the future.

I chose the @$#$ is wrong with you option. Because who gives a shit as long as you can open the good damn bottle! Side note: I hope it's a decent beer and not some shitty Poland spring or Mexican coke.

It is a Dogfish Namaste White:



I think it's pretty good. Light, crisp.

No way it's beer. I'm guessing:

I don't get the reference. Does anyone else?

[Soulance]

Go to some kind of even fair or conference and get a free bottle opener from one of the vendors passing them out.

[Wrathbringer]

You...clean your keys?

[Tisket]

I considered that (albeit with rubbing alcohol because that's how I clean my keys) but it seemed excessive.

I considered suggesting alcohol however, you clearly stated that you were cheap. Nothing cheaper than boiled tap water.

[Tisket]

You...clean your keys?

It's...Latrinsorm?

Of course he cleans his keys.