Interesting Story...

[Ghost]

A repost from Reddit, these Floridians I tell yah...

So, yesterday my girlfriend and I were playing around, you know as lovers do...naked. Some time in this whole play activity, she asked if I could stick my penis in a bottle.

Now, this was a weird thing to me but I thought maybe it was one of her fetishes so I went ahead and did it. It didn't fit in the first two bottles we could find (yes I know...humblebrag) but the third one had a wide enough neck/opening for at least most of it to go in rather snuggly. She started laughing and I started forcing a fake laugh and then asked her, how long she wants me to do it for. She never replied and then she just started playing with the part of my twig and berries that was not in the bottle...causing me to get hard. She knew what she was doing was causing this but would not stop. I begged her to stop but she would not stop and continued to stroke me. Now my dick was straining and I started to get really worried. Then she started screaming...blood was coming out of my dick.

Long story short, she started crying and finally stopped. The bleeding continued for a few minutes (only small amounts). Since yesterday, peeing still hurts. She thought I wouldn't be stupid enough to proceed with putting my limp dick in a snuggly fitting bottle.

TL;DR I fucked up my dick by putting it in a bottle.

[SHAFT]

Some things shouldn't be shared on the internet.

[Wrathbringer]

Stfu macgyver

[Mogonis]

Some trolls shouldn't be on the internet.

[Tisket]

The title is misleading. This is not an interesting story. It's just yet another dude wanting to talk about his dick.

I wish more men realized that their dick is of no interest to anyone but themselves.

[Androidpk]

Says the person who has the largest collection of dick pics on the PC :|

[Tisket]

lol, touche

[Tisket]

Pictures of dicks is acceptable. Talking about dicks incessantly is not.

[Androidpk]

good point

[Ososis]

Fake, Gy